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- Anders0
Start with 'Enlarge your penis'
- era4O40
Hey TWIMC!
- janne760
Aye!
Mon then...
- 5timuli0
On the front of the envelope write:
Re: Make your pants dragon huge and rock hard
- 5timuli0
Dear [company_name]
- kult0
Dear ____________ then hot-glue one of those cheap flimsy mirrors to the sheet.
- Amen0
Hello! ;)
sorry, you don't know me but maybe I want to know you ;)...I am with not bad body pretty girl...I very want to meet man of my dream, i dont know how should he to look...but maybe it's you? I have a lot of time for meetings and if you have any ideas how to spend it with me... just email me back at i will reply back with some really cool photos with me ...and maybe you will want to meet me next day))) see you . kiss
Best regards
- set0
Oit, Cunt, Listen...
- dan53820
I really like Dear Random Dude, I'd laugh if i received it.
- pencilpants0
yooooo!
- SteveJobs0
For whom the bell tolls,
- richardkark0
hi company person
- Shepstar150
How about "Hey you!"
- BK0
Or if one of you want to give me a new job, you can just tell me your name and this whole exercise will be unnecessary!
- drgss0
Dear mom
- Shepstar150
Dear Recipient?
- arthur0
"To Whom It May Concern" is lame, shows no effort. Do whatever you can to find out the person's name. If you can't find it, address it to the person's title, "Dear Creative Director" and so forth.