500$ Anyone?
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- sofakingbanned0
I was on a date with a chick once (just once hahaha)
anyway I was waiting in line to buy a movie ticket I noticed a guy kept staring at me. I mentioned it to my girl and she agreed the guy was creepy and staring. After I got my tickets he walked up to me and said... " Hey man, I'll give you $300 for your shoes..."I was like huh????
He said they were discontinued Nikes and since they were in basically new shape he really wanted them...
Also included in the deal was a hand-job.... im kidding.
He also through in his Jordans that were in good shape. (you know.. what was I gonna where, I was still trying t get some ass)
So yea, I took the cash and his shoes.... it was weird.
But hey it was a good night! $300 bucks, jordans and I got head from the chick. aaaaaaaaahhhh the good ol days.
- And a case of raging Athlete's foot!stoplying
- true :(..sofakingbanned
- you're not kidding about the hand-jobJaline
- scarabin_net0
i took one of my girls out to this swanky moroccan place for our anniversary last year and this wealthy egyptian guy followed me into the bathroom and started hitting on me and offering jewelry and stuff (he was some kind of import trader or something) on the way out he said he was gonna "leave me a gift"...
turns out he paid for the dinner (it was like 200 bucks)
- lvl_130
i like how all the homophobes come out in threads like this...
smash his face! smash his face!
idiots.
- Maybe they were just insulted by the fact that he was propositioned.Mimio
- Yeah, I had to delete my response to that post as it went a bit far.Nairn
- yeah, i bet it would have got the same responses if Calles was like "so this girl came up and offered me $500...""lvl_13
- my note was to mimio's point.lvl_13
- +100
and so true about the gender differences.Jaline
- ross0
wear a condom and buy some new gold teeth?
- hektor9110
Whata fu%&* I always miss this colorful threads...... So Calles did you bought that new IPOD touch? With George Michael pre-loaded songs?
- scarabin_net0
was he hot?
- waterhouse0
Miami
- CALLES0
it was funny... specially earlier in the night the girls where telling my girlfriend how well behaved a looked... next thing you know BAM!!
- CALLES0
well knowing what i know today with the market crash things would have been different
- Llyod0
shit like this has happened to me, I am after all Prez of the Handsome Club. My sister called me a homophobe. You should have broken his jaw.
- sublocked0
@lvl_13 "i like how all the homophobes come out in threads like this..."
personally, i've got no problem with gay dudes. who someone fucks behind closed doors is none of my business.
the problem i have is when they know you're a straight guy and do outlandish shit like this because it turns them on. it's obnoxious.
maybe i'm a violent person, but i react the same way to anyone displaying the same level of jackass-ery.
i suspect a lot people feel the same way.
- posted b/c i recommended uppercutting dude on the previous page :psublocked
- i'm sure you've said less respectful things to women in your career as a typical malescarabin_net
- nah, sorry. i don't trick on these hoes.sublocked
- chossy0
You should have taken the money and bought an art with it, then when people say nice art where did you get the money for that, you could then say funny story "I let a guy suck me off for 500 clams yo!".
- ********0
CALLES.
- ********0
it was me
- ********0
if he said those words exactly you should have totally done. So what if it was a mans mouth, he probably did it in prison before.
- 7point340
i would have said "yes" on one condition
he had to call me "cameron," and i get to call him "ferris"
during the blow job i can imagine yelling out "Ferris bueller, you're my hero!"
- autoflavour0
so if not $500, how high would he have to go for suck of your salty man sausage