human stains - orange
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- airey
alrighty, please use this thread to place photos, stories, anything about the new jersey trend to buy the cheapest, most pathetic home-tan as well as hair-gel in a bucket. i for one had never seen this before and am struggling with the new reality i've being forced to see.
- Jnr_Madison0
look up the term guido on google.
- Tark0
- Jnr_Madison0
here ya go...
- Tark0
- _salisae_0
- hahahaaa ahahaha!Tark
- haha .. .this is the all time classic.jamble
- WWHHaaahahahahaaaaaa...Carl_Weathers
- Tark0
Rules and Regulations to be an official member
1. You must live in North Jersey.
2. You must still live at home with your mommy and daddy in order to save enough money to lease a low end BMW or Mercedes Benz.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
3. You must get a Tribal Tatoo on your Bicep Region.
4. You must get a spikey hair dew to look like everybody else.
5. You must wear a ginny tee as often as humanly possible.
6. You must begin juicing in mid February to get in peak balloon condition by Memorial Day Weekend.
7. You must have at least three friends named Anthony, Vinnie, or Joey.
8. You must shave off all body hair (this goes for the girls too.)
9. You must take off your shirt when you hear the bass music and form a man circle A.K.A "The Fist Pumper Circle Jerk Delight."
10. You must pretend to be impressed by the simplistic sound of pulsating bass.
11. You must hook up with your current best friends girlfriend behind his back at least once every summer.
12. You must spend at least 1/3 your weekly paycheck on Water Bottles.
13. You must be or "claim" to be cousins with at least every other person in the club.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
14. You must go Tanning as often as humanly possible: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Twice on Friday, Saturday & of coarse Sunday.
15. You must claim to have "connections" with the doorman A.K.A bouncer even though he only knows you as "buddy."
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS THE MOST IMIPORTANT
16. You must kiss ass to anyone with possible "Mob" affiliated connections no matter how pathetic they might even be.
17. When in doubt of "Mob Connections" make something up that could impress a girl so she'll sleep with you.
18. You must never miss an episode of "The Sopranos." You must then report to your nearest diner the following night to discuss it .
19. You must start a local lottery pool to bet on who will get whacked on the Sopranos.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
20. You can only watch a sports game if you are betting on it. If your not betting on it you CANNOT watch it because it's just not fun like that.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS THE 2ND MOST IMPORTANT RULE
21. You must dress like a Guido but talk like a Rapper. Hence the term "Guido Wigger." The two have finally morphed into one.
- airey0
what's with the lip-puckering in most of the photos? is a cat's arse that cool?
- Tark0
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- _salisae_0
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
- _salisae_0
Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.
- non-whites? fuck man, that orange is as non-white as it gets!airey
