NJ vs. The Guidos
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- TheBlueOne
NJ Mayor gets fed up with the guidos...
"They're always tanned to the color of coconut shells and easily identified by their plumage: satin shirts and short skirts on the females; Armani Exchange T-shirts and artfully distressed jeans on the males," he wrote.
"The call of the Guido is bellowing, and frequently slurred, invariably starting with the sound, 'Yo.'"
- chossy0
'yo hey guy, yo guy hey guy, you wanna get nuts come on guy lets get nuts, yo!'
Tell you what I would fit right into america easy piss likesey :D.
- detritus0
Do they dole out free minestrone soup at the Armani Exchange?
- ********0
- chossy0
All these guidos have the same face and lips, extraordinary.
- I was digging through "Motivational Posters" stuff and found one with a guido group posing that said...blaw
- "suck enough dick and your face will eventually stay that way."
Rotten, but funny.blaw - Here it is, much more eloquently put: http://www.brianlaw.…blaw
- olli1010
The guidos won and have been winning since around '87.
http://www.njguido.com/(although - since IROC's and Cutlass's are a bit dated now - what's the goobah's car of choice these days?)
- i think it's the subaru wrx, and others similar to it.mjg
- rson0
HAHAH TheBlueOne you are kind of like my cnn for useless shit.
- ********0
hmm since they all look alike, could they be coming out from one single alien mother ?? you know ripleeyyy!!
- nicnichols0
I live in Delaware, about 1/2 mile from the river, and I can see NJ from the house.. they come over like ants to a picnic to hang out at our bars and enjoy our no sales tax shopping..
..and its funny, that if you make a witty comment about them, it usually takes them a while to get it.. so you can make fun of them right up to their faces and they just get confused..
- our?rson
- 'our' as in Delaware has no sales tax.. so other come in to shop..nicnichols
- sounds guidist to me.rson
- Is 'Guidist' a word? I will have to use that one!nicnichols
- ********0
soo, is that guy on the right black or what? more like brownish cream color really
- ********0
feed me up with some steroids! so i m guessing they dont care about tiny little testis and freaking their insides and cooking up their own skin. i never knew fashion was this imporTANT!
- ********0
- non0
So they DO exist!
- neue75_bold0
lick my nuts says :
July 10, 2008 at 3:36 pmI hate them more than I hate mexicans, and that’s a lot.
- whoooaaa...********
- what don't you like about fence jumpers?********
- whoooaaa...
- slappy0
I get a firefox warning saying "Site Attack Warning" what the hell is with that. FF FFS!
- mjg0
it's sad what humanity has come too
- Greedo0
brutal gang rape t minus 3, 2, 1, ...
- tehgee0
which guy is gonna get it?
