So... When I Die
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- blaw0
a) The funeral is not for you
2) Rules and regs. dictate that you need to choose a hole or urn. Pigs are out unless you are starring in a Thomas Harris film.
•) I think it's important to move away from dreary church music during memorial services and play a pre-selected mix, as chosen by the deceased.
- mia_free0
Yeah DJing your own funeral is a good idea. I will have a playlist created at the same time as my will.
- CALLES0
what would be in your playlist blaw?
- In the shower this morning I mentally added Stone Temple Pilots "Still Remains" because it reflects the way...blaw
- I feel about my wife.
http://www.metrolyri…blaw - My rules are that it has to be a great song, no vulgarity, and somehow tied to how I've lived.blaw
- 7point340
i don't care what they do.
they can make me a puppet for all i care.
though, i'd feel sorry for whoever draws straws and ends up having to insert his hand up my ass to make me talk.
- Fariska0
A huge monument will do.
It will large enought to contain some thousands people and will feature a big stage and will have perfect acustic.
Better if it's shaped as a pyramid
- blaw0
A few years back my wife and I purchased space in a mausoleum. Just another "check" next to an item on the "My Life: To-Do" list.
Last year a relative told me they were in the cemetery and happened upon our resting-place-to-come. I though we were simply on a reservation list, marked "Paid in full" (or "deposite needed" - ha!), not that they would actually put up the plaque. How weird is that?
Anyway, I keep meaning to drop by and take a pick, but life keeps getting in the way.
- CALLES0
can a body... or skin be inflatable?
- kelpie0
I want various of the different bits of me sent to significant people from my past as souvenirs appropriate to the role they played in my life.
- flavorful0
I don’t understand this obsession with our dead bodies that we have, it’s really strange to me. Like, people go: "So, would you rather be cremated or buried?" I don’t give a shit. I do not care. Y’know, I... I don’t know, you can fucking do whatever you want man, I’m dead. Y’know. I don’t care, ’cause I can’t. Y’know. I mean, at least get some use out of my body, y’know, give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs or something. Yeah! Let ’em have a big ol’ circle jerk over me. I don’t give a shit, I’m not going to take it personally, I’m not going to be offended, y’know. Sit there and have a big ol’ party. Just fuck me in the ass, fuck me in the mouth, fuck me in the eye-hole, the ear-hole... Make a new hole, fuck me there. I don’t care. I’m dead.
- David Cross
- moth0
Fuck that. Dying is for pussies.
- CALLES0
a weekend at burnie's situation would be funny
- http://www.WeekendAt…flavorful
- i'm scheduling that very situation for flav, but i'll make sure it's 2 fatties carting him around, and possibly snacking on him7point34
- he hates fatties... did you know thatCALLES
- oh i know. and fatties can't resist free meat7point34
- hahahaa, I don't have any meat on my bones though. And I'd come back from the dead to kill you if you did that.flavorful