So... When I Die
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- Fariska0
A huge monument will do.
It will large enought to contain some thousands people and will feature a big stage and will have perfect acustic.
Better if it's shaped as a pyramid
- 7point340
i don't care what they do.
they can make me a puppet for all i care.
though, i'd feel sorry for whoever draws straws and ends up having to insert his hand up my ass to make me talk.
- CALLES0
what would be in your playlist blaw?
- In the shower this morning I mentally added Stone Temple Pilots "Still Remains" because it reflects the way...blaw
- I feel about my wife.
http://www.metrolyri…blaw - My rules are that it has to be a great song, no vulgarity, and somehow tied to how I've lived.blaw
- mia_free0
Yeah DJing your own funeral is a good idea. I will have a playlist created at the same time as my will.
- blaw0
a) The funeral is not for you
2) Rules and regs. dictate that you need to choose a hole or urn. Pigs are out unless you are starring in a Thomas Harris film.
•) I think it's important to move away from dreary church music during memorial services and play a pre-selected mix, as chosen by the deceased.
- Nairn0
I want a no nonsense 'natural' woodland burial, of the type that's quite popular over here in Blighty - no headstone, no cremation.
If I ever get around to making one up, I wanto be buried with a piece of mathematically-shaped metal engraved with lots of random symbols that look like they might mean something, but don't.
Though, if civilisation doesn't go through some calamitous stage which deletes the internet, my attempt at befuddling a future archaeologist has just been undermined by this post.
- jamble0
I'd like a state burial, ideally with 3 days of national mourning. (or I'll haunt everyone)
- SkyPoo0
... to be sat on the circle line, mobile phone pressed against my ear.
- locustsloth0
i was gonna be embalmed and propped up in the corner of my house, but then that other guy did that, and i don't wanna be a poser. So i guess i'll burn.
Incidentally, i was wondering, if one of us here on QBN dies, how would everyone else know? Who'll bring the laptop with webcam to the funeral so everyone can be present?
- dammmnn that dude screw you over goodCALLES
- That mannequin wanna-be bastard, stealing my deadly thunderlocustsloth
- mia_free0
Hmm, I was thinking about this the other day, and I am not sure.
Yeah cremation is cool cause you get dumped in the ocean but I like the idea of getting buried with some seeds stuck in my ass so a tree can grow from my ass.
- Mal0
"Wish you were here" on my gravestone.
- CALLES
i have threaten everyone in my family and friends that if they attempt doing a funeral for me i will haunt them till they join me in hell... No funeral no expensive cremation... feed me to the pig for all i care... Throw a BBQ or something... a celebration i guess....
what do you want for your vessel when you are done with it?