Large Hadron Collider nearly ready
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- October0
colliding hardons to find higg's bossoms, its all just a viral for a groundbreaking porn flick.
- janne760
a 16 y.o girl in India committed suicide as a result of fears for the LHC.
which is really really sad.
- She couldn't die with the rest of us. That's a bit dramatic.tasty
- she did the right thing.
dopepope - probably for the bestflashbender
- maybe if she had a better relationship with her parents she would not have done thatflashbender
- flashbender0
as 5timuli said in a different thread they are just testing it now - they won't smash anything together until October.
So you should still live in fear.
- joseprieto0
i guess we didnt die after all
- props for not starting ANOTHER thread to say that.tasty
- hey thanksjoseprieto
- are you sure?killthefish
- slinky0
we should be very worried... look at the people running this thing...
- janne760
if the cat is serious, please do take a picture and post up.
i'd like to see that before being sucked up in the black hole..
- I think it's exploitative to take pictures of animals.killthefish
- but why kill the fish?janne76
- killthefish0
The seriousal collosousness is that the world could blow up anytime at all in some way we don't see coming. Just as much likeliment as the hardon collinoider causing it.
My cat is stuck in my drawer, though.
- janne760
i am a bit worried that you people still do not comprehend the collossal seriousness of such a project. serious cat ain't nothing..
- valentim0
surely we will all meet somewhere, hope its a pub with a nice beer garden!
- janne760
this thread is fun. i like some of the notes too.
i love an apocalypse fest that is plastered with laughter.
- Jnr_Madison0
lol @ death-threads..
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
- Witt0
The undeniable fact is that Swiss cheese is full of holes. And some are really really big.
- i know. they experimented with an LHC on the scale of mice, the mice operated the mini-LHC as welljanne76
- yes the black holes it generated sucked up only the volumes within a small block of cheese.ribit
- hence the green light for the large LHC project..janne76
- consider switzerland a slightly larger block of cheese.janne76
- MSTRPLN0
When do they turn this on?
- SkyPoo0
Its all a bit of a storm in a teacup. There is no chance whatsoever of anything bad happening. The danger is as real as Prince Charle's concerns about a grey goo taking over the world a few years back. Its pure science fiction.
The kind of collisions that are going to be created inside the Large Hadron Collider happen around us all the time. The only difference is that we can't quantify them, measure them, observe them or study them.
So everybody, please relax.
- Sent via telecomms link from a safe-haven that has been secretly constructed in 1978.
- 'Grey Goo' could still be a worry - not yet though, not for some years to come. imho, nano-research is the ...Nairn
- ... single biggest excuse for us to set up shop in space/on the moon.Nairn
- Is there really gray goo in the Hardon Collider??? Now I really am scared.killthefish
- eeew, grey goo?Witt
- wordsarepictures0
Pleasure working with you Doctor Venkman.