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- flashbender0
they should get a pet. It will give them a sense of self worth. "Them" being people contemplating suicide.
- ********0
oh go fucking die already lloyd. how the hell do you pronounce two L's anyway? it should just be loyd.
- Isn't it Llyod, like Illiad, except without the "ill", and more "odd"
(Even though his is both ill and odd)locustsloth - ...the fuck.********
- oid? like "the noid"?
http://thefaust.file…threadpost
- Isn't it Llyod, like Illiad, except without the "ill", and more "odd"
- babaganush0
When you do it after a stupid question like that
- Tark0
people who mention suicide to get attention should go volunteer somewhere like a hospital in order to appreciate how good they have it.
- Yeah. An offensive question to anyone who's seen the impact of people with suicidal tendencies or who've suffered because of itbabaganush
- ********0
How about this, if you're really suicidal
sign up in the marines, go to the front and fight like fuckn rambo,
kill as many "enemy insurgents" then get yourself blown or shot while saving your entire infantry.
that what I call a suicide, sitting on the bathroom floor while listening to my chemical romance and crying over how much your life sucks isn't cool enough, just go to fuckn Irak and kill yourself like a true hero- Yes, the military WANTS soldiers who don't want to survivelocustsloth
- Yeah..they usually root out the suicidal ones even before they root out the gay ones...TheBlueOne
- Amen0
when you believe in God!
- Kiko0
How come you never hear of people in the poorest countries commiting suicide, its more common to people in wealthier countries.
- http://news.bbc.co.u…kuzzAAAAM
- zing!!!
thats a punch in the face if I ever flet one!Kiko
- kuzzAAAAM0
Well i think i speak for everyone on this website, Lloyd, when I say that we would love for you to go top yourself.
Bonus points if you film it and post it up on here!!
- ********0
That's an interesting concept. Has anyone ever managed to post their own suicide on YouTube yet?
I'm sure you could do it with some clever apple-script or something....
- You could just leave a note asking a friend to post it up for you, post mortem, no?********
- I don't mean "you" I mean "one"... it wasn't some sly jab Moth, just bad Inglish.********
- Some have in chatrooms. People think it's a joke so they encourage it.Jaline
- maybe if we all chant loud enough, we can get Lloyd to do it??kuzzAAAAM
- You could just leave a note asking a friend to post it up for you, post mortem, no?
- ********0
Poor people don't do it because they're too preoccupied with simple survival to "enjoy" the trappings of the West - like us. And at some point in your miserable existence, whilst sitting on a train reading HEAT magazine for the 1034th time, you realise that simple, humble survival would be more interesting and better for your soul. But by then it's too late. You are a fully integrated cog. You are a bit of a puzzle, and there's only one place to fit, and you are already in it. And then you do it.
- i said!! http://news.bbc.co.u…kuzzAAAAM
- They have to pay a TOLL to kill themselves? Jezzz.********
- it's just one example kuz. i reckon half the time "we" do it it's HEAT's fault though.********
- doesn't seem to be any correlation to rich/poor country in this WHO study: http://www.pubmedcen…
kuzzAAAAM - must just be general misery all round then.********
- It's the pain of the human condition. Oh the despair!!kuzzAAAAM
- sublocked0
step your game up
- cosmicEntity0
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE:
1. Vegetarians
2. Camp Gay Men (not gays)
3. People with Tattoos
4. Men with Beards/Mustaches
5. Pedos
5. The Scottish/Welsh
6. People who say "Team GB"
7. My Boss
8. Graphic Designers who think they are Artists
9. Danny Wallace (and anyone who finds him funny)
10.Skinny women with no Tits- 11. cosmicEntity's mum.kuzzAAAAM
- ...before she concieved cosmicEntitybabaganush
- after having sex with kuzzAAAAM's Dad believe me it was the first thing on her mindcosmicEntity
- touche - fair play for sense of humour...
babaganush - zomg! the whore!!!!kuzzAAAAM
- have to agree with the team GB comment, thats fucking killing me!Kiko
- THA0
never
- Fariska0
On a rainy thursday morning in London, after waking up at 7:30, and contemplating the pointlessly of the day that is waiting for you and the ones to come, especially when you come to work and the first thread you read on qbn is about suicide.
- janne760
"Poor people don't do it because they're too preoccupied with simple survival to "enjoy" the trappings of the West - like us"
Beautiful, Moth!
- janne760
cosmicEntity, how young are you?
- cosmicEntity0
Fuck! janne76 is a pedo and trying to groom me through QBN.
- i must say you are bright enough though. quick in comprehending intentions. shall we go now?janne76
- i got a van full of candy.janne76
- :|cosmicEntity
- ********0
cosmicEntity.
Vegetarians? Try Vegans. Two birds with one stone and all that.
- cosmicEntity0
Nah, Vegans have such a poor diet, they end up killing themselves any way - a very slow suicide.
