IT Guy Clichés
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Akoni (anthony):
JEFF BENNETT! That fat fucking piece of shit. What a douchedrinker. I would LOVE to see that dude again just to punch him in his fat fucking vaginee. He made my life miserable for too long, would so love to turn it around on him.
- Raniator0
Won't give a straight answer to any question, and says "it will take as long as it takes" quite a lot...
- modern0
They code Actionscript 2 for the past 6 years or whatever, now they have been coding Actionscript 3 for about a year and suddenly its the end of the world when they have to do an Actionscript 2 project, suddenly they can't do something fucking simple like hide or show things for some fucking reason thats probably bullshit and just lazyness/stubbornness because of coding elitism.
- WhiteFace0
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- Audria0
well i heard the It Guy has a stash of star wars army clones the he keeps in his desk. you know just for emergencies.
- untiltoday0
Aren't the IT crowd asking for ideas to put in the new series (i.e design the set). You wouldn't just be asking everyone then submitting them yourself would you? :)
- hahaha so far from that... good idea though... hmmmm1pxsolid
- ********0
Paraselene and I worked together with this IT guy. He was great. Like 40 something with social age of about 12, but also highly intelligent.
Give him gin, and he'll bore you senseless about the history of the London Underground.
Give him shit, he'll not think twice about throwing a chair at you.
Very into whinnie the pooh - wears an Eeyore t-shirt.
Had a phobia of Tuesdays, and would basically refuse to do any work.
Cooked kippers in the toasted sandwich maker.
Demanded a Job Number when asked to print some directions for the funeral of the CD who had earlier killed himself....
I could go on....
- hilarious about the job number, definitely sounds like aspergersBaskerviIle
- "Very into whinnie the pooh" bet hes a furrymodern
- ********0
dunno about aspergers - maybe he's just a cunt?!
I had far more time for him than anyone in that office. He was the only "living" person there...
- trooper0
wheres that video of the it guy playing halo or something with a web server :)
- DaveO0
They're always really sarcastic and like "What, you didn't know THAT?!?!!" about some complex server problem and you're like – fuck you diude, I had sex last night AND this morning.
- keithrondinelli0
I can't believe nobody has mentioned... pony tails! Yes, pony tails.
- ********0
Hates Apple
- rafalski0
Aspergers is a prerequisite for programmers and highly recommended for general IT.
- ********0
Aspergers is common sense. I sometimes wonder why I have anything to do with "other people". They're all assholes!
- IT people are proud of it and will frown upon you if you doubt the self-diagnosisrafalski
- peddy28isgreat0
WAAYYYYY too excited about Ubuntu.
- stoplying0
IT guys at my office are pretty cool. They try to bang the chicks, have drives full of movies and music, pictures of Frank Zappa on their walls, some even have tattoos! They use fluoride.