IT Guy Clichés
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- 1pxsolid
Wondering if yall could help me out with some IT Guy cliches...
What does he have on his desk?
What posters on his wall?
What figurines does he collect?
What does he drink?
Who does he worship?etc...
- pencilpants0
drinks tons of coffee...worships the linux penguin.
- 1pxsolid0
ah nice
- MrOneHundred0
Diet Mr Pib. (whatever the hell that is)
- MrOneHundred0
Star Trek Mug on his desk
LOTR poster on his wall.
- MrOneHundred0
Just think Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.
- 1pxsolid0
yep... got the mind flowing...
World of War craft... Mountain Dew... dungeons and dragons.... linux... bill gates etc.
- cannonball0
dandruff, monotone voice, ratty office chair, easy to hang out with at company functions because you hate everyone else.
- so true, I do this, our IT is one of the only intelligent guys, just also a major geekBaskerviIle
- pencilpants0
my dad's an IT..thankfully none of these apply. haha
- ephix0
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
- pencilpants0
made sure its plugged in?
- sublocked0
wtf i tried to link to a png and got this error msg:
Error:
* Response: Your request has been denied due to the nature of its content.
fuck you, qbn.
- dskz0
IT people are the devil.
Worse than marketing people.
Trust that.
- not possible. see blog thread. my clients are mostly marketers.MrOneHundred
- yes there are some that spend all day cracking.dskz
- Not if they're good. If they are shit programmers (uncreative, MS, enterprise quality cunts) then yes terrible people to work withmodern
- acescence0
i was the IT guy at my last job and i take great offense to this thread
- Change 1pxlsolid’s login and go back to playing WOW.MrOneHundred
- _salisae_0
their shirts have an obvious imperfection. a rip, a stain, a button in the wrong place, a washed out all-over pattern print. awful material .. like too flowy sateen if they're trying to dance it up a little.
- MrOneHundred0
BO
- _salisae_0
honestly, there's nothing worse than cakey substance at the corner of the lips. or when they part their lips the cakey spittle splits itself between the top and lower lip. gag.
- 1pxsolid0
it's tense in here...
All in good fun of course.