chivalry advice
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- Jnr_Madison0
..and whisper 'whore' into her ear.
- Jnr_Madison0
Hold the door open and turn side-on so you can slap that ass when she shuffles past.
- slappy0
Seriously, its awkard!
- MrOneHundred0
Lean in to the open door with your back to and your arm out-stretched, giving her room to pass you while you hold the door open. Smile politely and do not speak unless spoken to first. If she does thank you, reply briefly with “my pleasure”. Done and done.
- ^ Follow these instructions and you will get more action than all of those clowns combined.MrOneHundred
- diagram or it didnt happen.forcetwelve
- Thanks, thats the sort of answers I want!slappy
- I’m on my way out, but I will get that diagram in a couple of days.MrOneHundred
- yeah, more traffic action stepping all over you more like!cannonball
- I agree with this one. Close proximity too.Jaline
- cannonball0
make sure you holla at a bitch. "Sup, sluts..." or something along those lines always works.
- forcetwelve0
forget about it and move on to something else in life that doesn't require a custom diagram.
- ukit0
Squeeze through at the same time so you can cop a feel
- ukit0
- cannonball0
punch her in the face as you barrel your way through first.
- Haha, its been close to that when we both stand there like fools.slappy
- Jnr_Madison0
Did you make this just for this thread?
- slappy
We have a door in our office that opens outwards to reception. When I'm leaving the office and ladies are entering the office we often get to the door at the same time. There is a security swipe card on her side but not mine. The door also opens towards her.
What is the right thing to do!
Below is a diagram of said door.
* If I open the door so she doesnt have to swipe, I cant hold door open as it as I will have to walk past her.
* More often than not I open the door and then they hold it open for me. Feels all wrong.