chivalry advice
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- slappy
We have a door in our office that opens outwards to reception. When I'm leaving the office and ladies are entering the office we often get to the door at the same time. There is a security swipe card on her side but not mine. The door also opens towards her.
What is the right thing to do!
Below is a diagram of said door.
* If I open the door so she doesnt have to swipe, I cant hold door open as it as I will have to walk past her.
* More often than not I open the door and then they hold it open for me. Feels all wrong.
- Jnr_Madison0
Did you make this just for this thread?
- cannonball0
punch her in the face as you barrel your way through first.
- Haha, its been close to that when we both stand there like fools.slappy
- ukit0
- ukit0
Squeeze through at the same time so you can cop a feel
- forcetwelve0
forget about it and move on to something else in life that doesn't require a custom diagram.
- cannonball0
make sure you holla at a bitch. "Sup, sluts..." or something along those lines always works.
- MrOneHundred0
Lean in to the open door with your back to and your arm out-stretched, giving her room to pass you while you hold the door open. Smile politely and do not speak unless spoken to first. If she does thank you, reply briefly with “my pleasure”. Done and done.
- ^ Follow these instructions and you will get more action than all of those clowns combined.MrOneHundred
- diagram or it didnt happen.forcetwelve
- Thanks, thats the sort of answers I want!slappy
- I’m on my way out, but I will get that diagram in a couple of days.MrOneHundred
- yeah, more traffic action stepping all over you more like!cannonball
- I agree with this one. Close proximity too.Jaline
- slappy0
Seriously, its awkard!
- Jnr_Madison0
Hold the door open and turn side-on so you can slap that ass when she shuffles past.
- Jnr_Madison0
..and whisper 'whore' into her ear.
- ukit0
You say the swipe card is on her side, yet the diagram clearly shows a woman on the other side of the door from the swipe card. You go to the trouble of creating a custom diagram just for this post, and it doesn't even correctly depict the problem.
- dotted outline means "other side"
cannonball - the dotted lines indicate that you FAIL!"!!!Jnr_Madison
- DOTTED LINES NOOBJnr_Madison
- yeah if the swipe card is her side would she have to lean behind the door to the wall?Mallmus
- dotted lines!!!cannonball
- DOTTED LINES!!!!cannonball
- DOOOOTTTTTTEEDDDDD LIIIINNNNNEEESSSSSS...cannonball
- ...cannonball
- I don't get itukit
- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Jnr_Madison
- that line was on the other side of the note.Jnr_Madison
- DOTTED LIINEESSS!!!!!!cannonball
- it even has a callout you twit!
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- dotted outline means "other side"
- MrOneHundred0
Then go home, jerk-off, and thass all you gonna do about it!
- wordsinyourmouth0
fuck chivalry... it's dead
- cannonball0
anytime you talk you to use that loud warbly "chivalry" voice that knights do in cheesy cartoons.
"Have no fear, my lady!" etc.
- slappy0
It pays to be onside with the ladies in the office, they are good at working the system.
- not the door system though it seemsforcetwelve
- haha +1slappy
- Jnr_Madison0
Let her swipe the card then walk out before her and right before she draws you a dirty look, screAm 'IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE INSIDE THAT MATTERS, IT'S OUR ACTIONS THAT DEFINE US, BITCH WHORE!!!'
- do you hate women or something?slappy
- Just the one in your office.Jnr_Madison
- cannonball0
cram through as fast as possible and scream "I win" when you get through first
- Do you love men or something?Jnr_Madison
- Just the one in my orifice.cannonball
- LINES, THEY ARE DOTTED!!!Jnr_Madison
- ukit0
Just whip out your Johnson while she's on the other side, women love that kind of thing
- Do you hate women or something?Jnr_Madison
- Just the one in your office.ukit
- Just the one in your office.cannonball
- ...cannonball
- DOTTED LINES!!!Jnr_Madison
- ukit0
Maybe this is too theoretical...let's imagine some woman we all respect is on the other side of that door...who should it be?
- Just the one in your office.Jnr_Madison
- ...cannonball
- ....cannonball
- .....cannonball
- HAHAHA...oh stopukit
- cannonball0
My moms
- ...Jnr_Madison
- .....cannonball
- I said a woman we all respectukit