chivalry advice
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- chossy0
Open the door for her and see if she can squeeze past if it is a hasstle say 'he he it's probably easier if you just go yourself he he great days, hey I'm called finch we should go for a coffee and see if we can't work out a better way of doing this, it would be nice if we had sex'
- rafalski0
You can move in through the door first, then then turn at the end of it to stand holding it with your back until she gets through it. Nod and smile when your eyes meet.
Oh, and wear dotted linen suit. Or polka stripes.
- creative-0
Pull out a gun and shoot the swipecard slot. You have now eliminated one of the problems.
- DaveO0
Maybe.....I don't know.....get a life?
- mistermik0
use the back door.
- cannonball0
%@%@#^^^#^@^ .... 12 98 beep
- Tark0
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- cannonball0
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- Jnr_Madison0
This is the best page of this thread so far.
- cannonball0
My moms
- ...Jnr_Madison
- .....cannonball
- I said a woman we all respectukit
- ukit0
Maybe this is too theoretical...let's imagine some woman we all respect is on the other side of that door...who should it be?
- Just the one in your office.Jnr_Madison
- ...cannonball
- ....cannonball
- .....cannonball
- HAHAHA...oh stopukit
- ukit0
Just whip out your Johnson while she's on the other side, women love that kind of thing
- Do you hate women or something?Jnr_Madison
- Just the one in your office.ukit
- Just the one in your office.cannonball
- ...cannonball
- DOTTED LINES!!!Jnr_Madison
- cannonball0
cram through as fast as possible and scream "I win" when you get through first
- Do you love men or something?Jnr_Madison
- Just the one in my orifice.cannonball
- LINES, THEY ARE DOTTED!!!Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
Let her swipe the card then walk out before her and right before she draws you a dirty look, screAm 'IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE INSIDE THAT MATTERS, IT'S OUR ACTIONS THAT DEFINE US, BITCH WHORE!!!'
- do you hate women or something?slappy
- Just the one in your office.Jnr_Madison
- slappy0
It pays to be onside with the ladies in the office, they are good at working the system.
- not the door system though it seemsforcetwelve
- haha +1slappy
- cannonball0
anytime you talk you to use that loud warbly "chivalry" voice that knights do in cheesy cartoons.
"Have no fear, my lady!" etc.
- wordsinyourmouth0
fuck chivalry... it's dead
- MrOneHundred0
Then go home, jerk-off, and thass all you gonna do about it!
- ukit0
You say the swipe card is on her side, yet the diagram clearly shows a woman on the other side of the door from the swipe card. You go to the trouble of creating a custom diagram just for this post, and it doesn't even correctly depict the problem.
- dotted outline means "other side"
cannonball - the dotted lines indicate that you FAIL!"!!!Jnr_Madison
- DOTTED LINES NOOBJnr_Madison
- yeah if the swipe card is her side would she have to lean behind the door to the wall?Mallmus
- dotted lines!!!cannonball
- DOTTED LINES!!!!cannonball
- DOOOOTTTTTTEEDDDDD LIIIINNNNNEEESSSSSS...cannonball
- ...cannonball
- I don't get itukit
- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Jnr_Madison
- that line was on the other side of the note.Jnr_Madison
- DOTTED LIINEESSS!!!!!!cannonball
- it even has a callout you twit!
ffslambsy
- dotted outline means "other side"