airport security
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- ukit
What are you allowed to bring on planes these days...toothpaste, hair gel, etc?
I've actually flown a few times this year but I always forget.
- nikdaum0
All I know is you can't bring shoe bombs or guns. Live and learn...
- ********0
anything you can fit in to a sandwich bag. that seems to be the rule. the bags are at the airport.
- ********0
pretty much whatever now. Just make sure your toiletries are sealed in a plastic baggie. Let even let me on with a lighter couple months back.
dude, i just said "toiletries"...wtf
- ...even let me....********
- you need to go to The New Man thread********
- hahahahaha********
- ...even let me....
- ukit0
really? so they relaxed a little. i thought it was no liquids carry on the plane period.
- ********0
nah you can even bring knitting needles also
- ********0
my method of going through security fast
1. put all your change in your bag
2. if you have more than 100 paper bills, (eg, 100 one dollar bills), put that also in the bag, it sets metal detector off
3. put your phone, electronics in bag along with your matches and smokes.
4. wear no belt
5. wear sandals (easy on and off)
6. zip jacket or zip sweat shirt (pull over tends to mess your hair)
7. no hat, they will ask you to take it off
8. unzip your laptop bag and sleeve for easy access in and out for your laptop
9. passport in your mouth along with your boarding pass
10. no jewelery at all (if so, put in the bag)
11. prepare answers to (where you going, how long you staying, why you going there, where you staying, )
12. using Sir helps or madam- wow a serious spot on answer. very rare for QBNBannedKappa
- +1akrokdesign
- Jnr_Madison0
Just avoid the Nazis. Ask Greedo.
- ********0
13. dont ask questions, just answer when asked and do as they say.
- ********0
14. dont joke like ("hey that tickles, when being searched" i was EXTRA detained in the one way mirrored room)
- MrOneHundred0
Yep, I just about got strip-searched at La Guardia a couple of years ago. I think the only thing that saved me was that my wife was visibly pregnant at the time.
- My point being, it sounds like nothing has changed.MrOneHundred
- Tark0
apparently, leave the ganj at home. there is a new testing device that can see everything down to the size of your (nuts) or (labia)
my buddies used to stuff bags down their pants but now they ship it ahead so it is waiting for them. also no swords!!!
- jfletcher0
As far as I know (and I fly often) you can bring liquid or gels less than 3oz. All of these should be placed in a single zipper style sandwich bag. When you go through security remove it from your bag and have it go through seperate.
Also, baggage limits have changed for many American flights. Weight limits have changed... I think American ailines actually chanrges you for *any bag you check (fuck you AA). So have a bit of cash just in case.
I'm actually flying tomorrow :)
- i think jet blue does that also********
- not just american, they all fucking have hidden fees everywhere now...Greedo
- i think jet blue does that also
- ********0
just remember to follow her example
- ukit0
Thanks Dinky. It pisses me off a little that I won't be able to rock my iced-out "U-Kit" medallion as I walk through the security checkpoint with 100 one dollar bills stuffed in my pocket, but we all have to do our part to help defeat the terrorists.
- ********0
best recent airlines i have flown
Cathay Pacific
- good food, personal multimedia thingy, sliding chair, younger hotter asian crew. (Vancouver to JFK - friday / sat light crew = HOT)- they are also flirty. well maybe its cause i am hot also. i guess thats just how things work.********
- non-US state-owned airlines are the only way to flyGreedo
- Maybe they assume you are gay, and therefore, no threat to them.MrOneHundred
- true Virgin is nice also.. but not as hot girls********
- mr100 thats also a good theory which i have heard from pretty much all the girls i know********
- but in asian to asian interaction, first instinct is not gay, where white to asian, auto gay********
- Yeah, same thing here, but they assume I’m mentally disabled rather then gay. Either way...MrOneHundred
- hmm i rather be gay, cause they touch you. trying to test you out********
- OO my fav is when the girls are huddled together, mid flight, ask for a pen, everyone jumps to get their pen, kinda fun cute they all giggle and that gives me excuse to touch them back********
- gives me excuse to touch the lucky girl when i give the pen back********
- holy fuck i am a perv********
- hah.akrokdesign
- they are also flirty. well maybe its cause i am hot also. i guess thats just how things work.
- ********0
free wine, free beer, etc...
- jfletcher0
ukit - I'm in Seattle as well :)
If you fly to SF, LV, or I think LA, you *must fly Virgin, end of story. I've flown up and down the west coast and EVERYONE sucks. Viring rules all for flying in the US at this point. I won't fly anyone else if Virgin goes to a US destination at this point.