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- dirtydesign0
Getting called up to the chalkboard in school with a raging hard-on was never cool either...
- mg330
I got asked to babysit some neighbor kids once, and they had a pool. I didn't even know them but the dad was in a bind (we lived over the fence from them) and paid me $50 and left a bunch of money for pizza, it was great.
They had a pool with a separate hot tub and the kids were allowed in the hot tub, they started horsin' around, splashing, whatnot. One thing led to another and somehow the garden hose came on to spray them, and I filled up the hot tub with muddy water - these kids were laughing hysterically and before I realized it the hot tub was totally opaque with brown mud.
The dad came home and looked in the backyard to see that the pool still looked like normal pool water, but the hot tub was dark brown and impossible to see through.
I totally forgot about that until now. LOL.
- armsbottomer0
in middle school i was sexually teased by a girl in class and got an erection. throughout the day my testicles kept aching so i left school early and went to the doctor. he told me i had vasocongestion (also known as "blue balls") and started writing down on a pad the treatment. i thought he was writing me a prescription and got nervous that it was a serious condition. he handed me the sheet of paper, which said next time it happens i should masturbate to alleviate the pain.
- ********0
Normal people would get embarassed at many of the things that happen to me in my life, but I don't.
- mg330
Probably my most embarrassing moment in life (and, as you'll see, most awesome) was getting fired from my first job at 16, at a grocery store, for MEOWING LIKE A CAT TO CUSTOMERS IN THE DAIRY SECTION AS I HID BEHIND GIANT VINYL DOORS.
We all did it - coworkers and myself - and customers would come back in the warehouse area, look around, yell "is there a cat back here or something?" and we'd be hiding in various forts and areas of concealment that we built out of wooden pallettes, boxes, high up on shelves, etc. or hiding in the ice coolers.
So one day I was back there meowing, then stopped, then found some old wool sweater and started to cut the sleeves off to make it look Nirvana-ish, and our boss came out from behind some boxes and goes "Who's back here meowing like a cat?" and all I could think of to say was, "That was me today, we do it to entertain the customers." Boss goes, "well I just had a customer say she's never shopping here again because she thinks we have cats running loose in the store."
Anyhow, I got fired and the embarrassing part was that I was a pretty good employee and he told me that, but that he couldn't keep me there after this. My termination form actually said Reason for Termination: was meowing like a cat at customers.
I still get a kick out of it even to this day.
- hahaha I remember this story.********
- hahaha, oldie but a goodie.slappy
- hahaha I remember this story.
- DaveO0
This thread rules.
- ********0
per mg33 sparking my memory:
My brother asked me to overlook his application for a grossery store the one day, so I said sure. He was applying to be a Night Stocker, where he would be the guy like filling up the aisles and the likes at night.
Two things went immediately in my mind upon surveying the application.
01. I'm never going to see the reaction of whoever reads this.
02. My brother is going to kill me.You see ... because my brother wrote, "Night Stalker." And in an Academy Award-esque effort, I told him it was good and everything and calmly walked away to laugh my fucking head off.
He never got the job. In fact, my mother found out and had a pretty stern talk with me about how I shouldn't put my brother in those situations and I should help him and not set him up for failure just for a laugh.
Then she laughed.
"I can't believe he spelled it like an actual stalker, the word night before it is the icing on the cake though."