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- Barry_Grant0
Girl fingered my ass and pulled her finger out with shit on the end of it.
- did she eat it?toe_knee
- ...eventually.Barry_Grant
- hahafodcj
- that's not embarrassing, it's predictable.stewart
- What did she expect to find? Gold?TheBlueOne
- His brain?detritus
- did it have corn on itBattleAxe
- yeah i mean go to the source what do you expect to find? diamonds?Tara
- lambsy0
slept with my dads secretary.
her husband visited our house at 3 in the morning.
he had a large knife.police questioned me what my relationship was with his wife
while my parents listened.
- ********0
I once spelled it "your a twat" instead of "you're a twat" on a web forum
- ouchRaniator
- that had to hurt********
- once I typed espresso as expresso. It was a typo, but it looke dlike I thought espresso was called expresso********
- ********0
playing frisbee in Oxford city centre. It was going fine until my aim got a little screwy, and the thing flew off my pinkie waaaay over to the right and into the face of the most stunning lady in a red dress and heels who was marching down the other side of the street. Of course I went over to apologise, and she was NOT happy. I was trying to be sincere an all - but all I could hear behind me was about 8 friends pissing themselves with uncontrollable laughter - which basically started me off too. Then she got really cross.
- 23kon0
being escorted (held in two armlocks) by two policemen around student union to look for my bro and friends to tell them i was being taken away to the cells.
- 23kon0
oh, maybe knocking-out a elderly female Physical Education teacher at high school too.
i was in 5th year at the time, me and a mate were the only 5th years in the class - the rest was 6th years.a volleyball left a panicked punch and headed straight for the teachers face, she fell like a sack of potatoes to the floor.
she was old enough for that kind of blow to kill her lol - no joke.
everyone was roaring in excitement and at my expense.thankfully she got up a wee while later.
- that made me smile
Iggyboo - hahahah, playing "Jer Ball" we broke one of our lunch ladies hips in 5th grade.********
- The unfortunate thing was that this was planned.********
- that made me smile
- McEnroe0
Cmon jamal, spill the beans...
- dirtydesign0
Eighth grade graduation... We're all on stage with the principal speaking to the audience. My buddy makes me laugh and I fart so loud the entire place heard it. The metal chair amplified the sound. Embarrassing yeh, but I was crackin up.
- Iggyboo0
First piano recital 10 years old or so.. I am walking up to the piano it's a grand piano theirs about 300 snotty parents and kids all dressed up like they gave a shit and hear I am trying to look like I give a shit to my parents and instead of reaching the bench to sit down and I play I tripped on the rug got some air smashed my face into the keys on a leaning angle between me and the bench and the rug... Least to say i paused a nice silent one while everyone was agasp... and my parents well they were laughing.. and at which point I did my liittle bow got up said I was going to do my piece and went on with it. I wasn't so embarassed about the piano it just was amusing to see my folks the only in a huge concert hall cracking up
- DaveO0
drunken piss in bed with g/f in it.....on more than one occasion.
- CALLES0
so many.... falling from life guartd tower... almost got into a fight with a midget... getting stopped by the cops and almost getting arrested cuz i thought i was a male prostitute... falling in the jail shower with my long brown flowy hair all wet and loose... trying to impress some girl in the gym just to fall on my face and injuring my hand for several months.... first day of senior year and while tying my shoe getting crap by pigeons in the back but it looked like a cow did it... getting caught by my mother in the back of the store that she worke at having sex
- richardkark0
when I was 5, my brother and I were getting ready for bed. I was in the bedroom and he was soon to return from the bathroom, so I thought it'd be great if I pulled down my pants and stuck my butt in the air so when he'd walk in he'd see this huge ass. It would have been great, but my mom walked in instead and I felt so stupid.
- slappy0
Told this one before but meh:
Woke up one morning to the fraud squad knocking at the door with a warrant, they then turned my house upside down confiscating documents and computers. One of my female house mates was under investigation. She was at work.In her room they found some (5) hardcore french screaming eagle pornos and they left them neatly on her bed.
When my other female house mate came home I suggested we put one of the pornos on while we ate dinner. When my housemate came home to find us watching her vids she freaked out. We went "Surprise, you got raided by the cops, they took all your stuff"
After she finished screaming, then crying she made us give the video back. She ended up being innocent but moved out anyway.
- embarrassing for my house mate not me :)slappy
- hahah damn..pencilpants
- ********0
has this dude spilled the beans yet? i'm lazy and skimming quickly
- ********0
a girl i knew was giving bj to her bf in living and her parents walked in. the bf told everyone. after 15 years, she is still called bj cindy
- haha********
- hilarious********
- omg. lovely.moogoo
- i guess i shouldnt of put her name... hope that she doesnt read nt or anyone that knows her********
- haha
- McEnroe0
About ten years ago I asked a co-worker out, and then I bragged about it over instant message to another co-worker/friend. Except I sent that message to her instead of my friend. We never ended up going out...
- tasty0
i tried to set up a romantic surprise while an ex-gfs parents were out of town - sneaking the spare key from the hollow plastic rock i snuck in put little notes around for her to eventually find me in her bed....
i heard a car door outside and peeked...it was her gandparents .. luckily the didnt have a key - and when they went for the spare i had it inside so i ran around really fast cleaning up all the dirty notes and layed up against the wall right beneath the window they were peering into.
the eventually left and i put my clothes on and left soon after.
- grunttt0
i got in a fight with a midget because i accidently pee'd on him while drunk and my girlfriend's parent's walked in and asked me why I had shit on my finger.
- tasty0
When my friend was 16 he was staying at his friends place in florida. On the first night, everyone had fallen to sleep but him so he put on Skinamax and proceeded to whack it. ( I dont think i'd do this in my friends house)
Mid-Stroke his friends father walked in to turn off the TV - and just started screaming "SORRY SORRY OMG SORRY".
He had to stay there for the rest of the week - without a single word exchanged between the two of them.
- Jnr_Madison0
I once forgot to login as QBN.