pick up line
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- meok0
Let me get up in them guts
- zaq0
- onewhoslaps0
If the slit in that skirt was any higher I could smell you.
or
Hello
- peteski0
bring a female friend with you and (pretend to) beat the shit out of her. you'll find your wife.
- mtgentry0
"Excuse me, do you guys remember My Little Pony? Did they have some sort of special powers? I made a bet with my friend over there..."
- ian0
You kern like a whore. I like that in a lady.
or as onewhoslaps said,
hello. - this is so elegant in its simplicity it may just work.
- meok0
I has a knife in my pocket so shut up and do what I say
Works everytime.
- ********0
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm going to fuck you with a rake.
- Llyod0
I think it's pronounced "menage a trois"?
- ls3designs0
"if i were u, i'd want to fuck me!"
- Llyod0
"I'm quite a catch"...
-dmitriwho has a url to this mp3?
- Llyod0
got it.
also this oddity
http://discardedlies.com/entry/?…
- armsbottomer0
- apparently this is supposed to be his websitearmsbottomer
- Llyod0
ah more viral bullshit
- ukit0
Hmmm, they spelled coming wrong on that site a bunch of times. They should get a new copywriter.
- ukit0
This whole thread is a viral BTW
- Llyod0
should I buy Nikes now?
- khan0
