pick up line
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- ukit
What's your best technique for picking up girls at a bar/ club? I'm going out later and want to be on my A game.
- 5timuli0
Show's yer bush.
- armsbottomer0
did you fart, because you blow me away
- PIITB0
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- dog_opus0
"Let's close up this white space a little bit."
- PIITB0
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- dog_opus0
"Let's kern, mama."
- armsbottomer0
how about if you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
- ********0
spitters are for quitters
- Llyod0
I want to wear your vagina as a hat.
- marky_brown0
yea i've used a couple of these ... they can be quite painful :)
- mcLeod0
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would have U and I have sexual intercourse with each other.
- armsbottomer0
my names frank, i like penguins.
- drgs0
hi i have a friend, hes sitting at the bar (points)...he was wondering if you think I'm cute....
- BannedKappa0
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the ten bucks?
- nikdaum0
Two lines that will work:
I'll show you my dong if you'll let me stick it into your hole.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(Note: delivery is key.)
- meok0
It aint gonna suck itself!