Annoying Office phases
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- SoupCan0
"I don't just think outside of the box... I EAT IT!"
- spendogg0
"Kick it up a notch" always made me want to smaaash!
- hellrod0
"There's not enough Push and Pull"
- elpaso0
let's 'boss' this one
- MrOneHundred0
Take-away. “What was the take-away from that meeting?” How about you take-away a mouthful of my hot semen?
I was sitting next to some business-types last week at breakfast and it was like they were both reading from a book of middle-management power clichés. I wanted to punch them. I felt like turning to them and saying “How about you block out some diary time to jerk eachother off under the table?” but I was having eggs and they get cold real quick.
- I could have phrased that first retort much better...MrOneHundred
- jaylarson0
nice!
- waterhouse0
"Let's tag-team on this."
- waterhouse0
Oh, and "bang" this or that "out."
- dbloc0
Let's pinch this one off.
- dbloc0
"Let's do something original."
yea no shit...dickweed!
- ********0
"It's 01PM ... where the fuck are you?! You're AA says you were in earlier, but I don't think I'm about to fall for that anymore."
- modern0
Used to work with a lead designer who would describe the motion they wanted with a flail of hand gestures and mouth noises like some stupid child.
Pretty much like Michael Bay in that South Park episode.- haha, someone at our place does that...all sounds effect and hand movement...kev_charlton
- kev_charlton0
"needs more gradation"
"make it look really sweet"
"you're gonna hate me for this, but i really need you to change all these slides on my powerpoint"
"are you not busy?"
"you get yerself off kev..."
- mase0
"morning girls"
( non of our team members are girls - it was funny once)
- chossy0
I hate it when spooky makes me put on the tiger suit and serve tea on my hands and knees with a tray strapped to my back :'(
- Khurram0
"yes yea.. .that's good.... but, how about your mom? in the ASS?"
- ********0
guy on the phone in the office to his bitch (as loud as humanly possible):
"Hi sweet hart, sure - sure - listen babe can I call you back later. ove you"
- ********0
"Make all page content visible without having to scroll down"
- hate this onepeterorpete
- Seconded, all logic behind it is fucking bullshit. People scroll all the timemodern
- Even funnier because it usually ends up with scrollbars within the page to solve itmodern
- ********0
"Jazz it up." ~ Kelpie