Christian Bale arrested!
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- detritus0
IS THANKS TOO MUCH?!
- janne760
this news is really messing up my schedule for the day now...
- rafalski0
Also, not a lot of people realize Batman has to put on black make-up around his eyes so the eyelashes and skin around match the mask. Will they ever show Alfred apply it?
- rafalski0
Keaton was chosen (like all Batmans to a degree) for his well defined lips. That must be a major casting factor as it's the only facial feature visible through most of each film.
- drgs0
PR-stunt so obviously
- 0000000
mom beater thread??
- ukit0
- sublocked0
BATEMAN
- kinobe0
you should never batter the shit out ur mum
[do enough that doesnt leave marks]
- lowimpakt0
holy domestic abuse, batman
- slappy0
Where the fuck was Alfred while all this was going down?
- BattleAxe0
he beat her with his batvoice
- Corvo0
omfg.
"I told you he would deserve no less"
* beats wife in the eye with a corrupt motherboard.
- hammerofdawn0
I can relate with batman. When I first heard the story, I was thing his mom and sister is a bitch.
- ismith0
Batman has been released.
- mrdobolina0
remember when michael keaton was batman? wtf were they thinking, corny-ass casting.
- I'm still waiting for a good female actress like Burton always managed to get. Maggie's close, but not quite there...Jaline
- Michael Keaton rocked.daveglanz
- Michael keaton was a good batman.chossy
- Michael Keaton is a wet fart of a man and should have been trebuched into space for the shame that was Multiplicity.detritus
- thisispillowhead0
mom- you played a shitty bob dylan
sit- yep, sucked!
bale- fuck you. i am batman
- mrdobolina0
sometimes I wish I could assault my mother and sister.
- hahaha, so trueJaline
- Not me, but the reverse may well be true.dog_opus
- but do you actually do it? :)PonyBoy
- //only sometimes.mrdobolina
- sputnik20
damn, sucks for him
- ukit0
Figures. Batman would not kick ass like that for no reason.