Christian Bale arrested!
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- acescence0
"His mom and sister are alcoholics and drug addicts, they showed up at his hotel uninvited and highly intoxicated. they were calling him big shot and that he needs to take care of his own. His mom was yelling that he would be nothing without her and he owed her. His sister was begging for money and when he was pushing her toward the door his mother came from behind and started hitting him on his head and kicking him. He managed to push them both out the door and his mom fell, they called the police and wanted him arrested. I believe that Chirstian is the victim here not his mom or sister..."
- Silly UKersJaline
- source?JasonFarrell
- Ahah *has flashbacks*Redmond
- ukit0
Figures. Batman would not kick ass like that for no reason.
- sputnik20
damn, sucks for him
- lowimpakt0
holy domestic abuse, batman
- mrdobolina0
sometimes I wish I could assault my mother and sister.
- hahaha, so trueJaline
- Not me, but the reverse may well be true.dog_opus
- but do you actually do it? :)PonyBoy
- //only sometimes.mrdobolina
- kinobe0
you should never batter the shit out ur mum
[do enough that doesnt leave marks]
- sublocked0
BATEMAN
- thisispillowhead0
mom- you played a shitty bob dylan
sit- yep, sucked!
bale- fuck you. i am batman
- ukit0
- 0000000
mom beater thread??
- mrdobolina0
remember when michael keaton was batman? wtf were they thinking, corny-ass casting.
- I'm still waiting for a good female actress like Burton always managed to get. Maggie's close, but not quite there...Jaline
- Michael Keaton rocked.daveglanz
- Michael keaton was a good batman.chossy
- Michael Keaton is a wet fart of a man and should have been trebuched into space for the shame that was Multiplicity.detritus
- drgs0
PR-stunt so obviously
- ismith0
Batman has been released.
- rafalski0
Keaton was chosen (like all Batmans to a degree) for his well defined lips. That must be a major casting factor as it's the only facial feature visible through most of each film.
- rafalski0
Also, not a lot of people realize Batman has to put on black make-up around his eyes so the eyelashes and skin around match the mask. Will they ever show Alfred apply it?
- janne760
this news is really messing up my schedule for the day now...
- detritus0
IS THANKS TOO MUCH?!
- hammerofdawn0
I can relate with batman. When I first heard the story, I was thing his mom and sister is a bitch.
- Corvo0
omfg.
"I told you he would deserve no less"
* beats wife in the eye with a corrupt motherboard.