dear universe
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- robs
please give me a job.
love, robert.
- emukid0
i would but your url doesn't work
- _salisae_0
have you been hanging out with my mom?
- ha!Peter
- wait, your moms manifests via the universe too? my mom just send me a two hour chart reading... on tapeGreedo
- the only tape deck i have left is in the car, and i'm afraid i'll fall asleep behind the wheel...Greedo
- yeah well my mom just sent me two large bottles of herbal medicine._salisae_
- "herbal medicine" wink wink nudge nudgeGreedo
- YEA WELL MY MOM TRIED TO SEND ME A SAGE PLANT FROM EUROPE FOR GOOD LUCK...Greedo
- ...and customs confiscated it and destroyed it... true story.Greedo
- Our moms should hang out!_salisae_
- no way, they'd start a business immediately...Greedo
- sage is good luck, eh? I only knew you burned it to get rid of evil spirits. Smudging or some such._salisae_
- hahaha maybe a pyramid scheme with an actual pyramid directing energy through their chakras._salisae_
- you're right, but aren't 'evil spirits' the same as 'bad luck'? either way, i only use it to spice up chicken...Greedo
- rebirthing, healing centers, rolfing, tarot cards, aromatherapy, aura massage, life coaching...Greedo
- she almost joined this guy back in the 80s:
http://en.wikipedia.…
Greedo - now she has some native american spirit guide...Greedo
- I bet those tapes predicted our conversation here .. you should really go sit out in your car now and find out what's gonna happen!!_salisae_
- happen!!_salisae_
- now i'm curious, i'll report back tomorrow...Greedo
- I've had psychic healing, hypnotherapy, all kinds of alternative treatments, past life regression, visits from Buddhist monks,_salisae_
- monks, our house was ghostbusted with water finding rod thingies, we even had a family psychic!_salisae_
- my dad would meditate and bust me smoking pot in the woods._salisae_
- okay I'll stop the one-upping. Please report back. I'm very curious._salisae_
- Amen0
pray to God and Jesus!
- ********0
Hedge. Boy. Get on your knees and give robs the best job he's ever had. Hurry up son. And make sure you swallow. We don't want that shit on your mother's carpet.
- robs0
i feel dirty
- hedge0
My hedge fund holds high standards for new recruits. Post up your resume and I'll see what I can do.
- Greedo0
is this you?
http://www.blackplanet.com/RFISH…
i like your pics!- i also like how 'heterosexual' is spelled wrong...Greedo
- flashbender0
Dear God, Last spring I had a mental breakdown; I guess you already know it, if you noticed. I’ve always believed I could solve most things with hard work; but I think maybe I finally overdid it. Anyway, I thought I could heal if I just took some down time. One month turned into three, and now it’s been a year. I am not crying constantly anymore. But when I try to face going back to work in the regular world, I feel like I need to throw up. I work from home now, doing what I really love, but I can’t make ends meet this way. I am out of ideas. I feel panicked. Some days I think it would be easier just to stop trying to make something out of myself. Please, just send me some inspiration; my current work relies on creativity, and I feel trapped out and that scares me to death...
- :(_salisae_
- < not really my letter to Godflashbender
- yeah, not sure he's got internet access...********
- god is the Internet. You tickle his belly when you type. It's true._salisae_
- ehehehehee, he likes it http://web.singnet.c…********
- it all makes sense now. Goodleflashbender
- haha that is one gay deity. He's got lipstick on and Madonna nipples. cute little bugger._salisae_
- if you slap his belly, he squirts kool-aid out of his nips! DOOO IT! :D********