dear universe

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  • _salisae_0

    have you been hanging out with my mom?

    • ha!Peter
    • wait, your moms manifests via the universe too? my mom just send me a two hour chart reading... on tapeGreedo
    • the only tape deck i have left is in the car, and i'm afraid i'll fall asleep behind the wheel...Greedo
    • yeah well my mom just sent me two large bottles of herbal medicine._salisae_
    • "herbal medicine" wink wink nudge nudgeGreedo
    • YEA WELL MY MOM TRIED TO SEND ME A SAGE PLANT FROM EUROPE FOR GOOD LUCK...Greedo
    • ...and customs confiscated it and destroyed it... true story.Greedo
    • Our moms should hang out!_salisae_
    • no way, they'd start a business immediately...Greedo
    • sage is good luck, eh? I only knew you burned it to get rid of evil spirits. Smudging or some such._salisae_
    • hahaha maybe a pyramid scheme with an actual pyramid directing energy through their chakras._salisae_
    • you're right, but aren't 'evil spirits' the same as 'bad luck'? either way, i only use it to spice up chicken...Greedo
    • rebirthing, healing centers, rolfing, tarot cards, aromatherapy, aura massage, life coaching...Greedo
    • she almost joined this guy back in the 80s:
      http://en.wikipedia.…
      Greedo
    • now she has some native american spirit guide...Greedo
    • I bet those tapes predicted our conversation here .. you should really go sit out in your car now and find out what's gonna happen!!_salisae_
    • happen!!_salisae_
    • now i'm curious, i'll report back tomorrow...Greedo
    • I've had psychic healing, hypnotherapy, all kinds of alternative treatments, past life regression, visits from Buddhist monks,_salisae_
    • monks, our house was ghostbusted with water finding rod thingies, we even had a family psychic!_salisae_
    • my dad would meditate and bust me smoking pot in the woods._salisae_
    • okay I'll stop the one-upping. Please report back. I'm very curious._salisae_

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