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- Spookytim
Mr Kelpie has not been able to load the Qoob all day and has asked me to ask you if he has, by some strange chance, been IP banned or some such thing.
- CALLES0
brown-noser!!!!
- meffid0
no, but it's abnormally slow I must say.
- lvl_130
yes, because we all know kelpie is hedge.
just kidding.
- I am hedgeflashbender
- speaking of hedge, i need to get that paperwork filled out for you huh? ya know for the funds.lvl_13
- yes, I have it at my placeflashbender
- canuck0
hmm haven't seen hedge either.
kelpie = hedge?
- Khurram0
shit, that's why it's been so quiet round here today....
- detritus0
Strange - ask him if he's with Virgin ADSL - I've not been able to access it all day, 'til I phoned them up and they recommended I 'flush my DNS'.
If he is, ask him to drop me a line and I'll share the secret.
Actually, fuck him - why's he emailing you, and not me, his bestest interchum?
- I know, right? I was wondering why you weren't his first contact :pJaline
- skt0
can't think what he has done recently to get ip banned.
probably just the wee man running back and forth between london and glasgow with a pocket full of data packets hurt his leg or something.
- detritus0
Incidentally, I couldn't access anything hosted with MT, unless I went via a Proxy Server.
- kalkal0
qoob?
- http://it.qoob.tv/ this?kalkal
- QBNJnr_Madison
- Oh right... a cutie pet namekalkal
- queuebanJaline
- Jnr_Madison0
First it giveth, then it taketh away.
- ismith0
I don't recommend using your ISP's DNS. Not the best service in the world really, if anyone is having trouble loading QBN or having any similar problems I highly recommend http://www.opendns.com/
- +1 its way fast and never goes down.kalkal
- does this work like IP address cloaking??Khurram
- No, it resolves DNS names. Turns the website you type in into its ip address and visa versa so your computer actually knows what the hell www.whatever.com actually iskalkal
- is.kalkal
- Spookytim0
Jaline, Detritus, Kelpie asked me to pass the following message on...
" Listen guys, no offence... you're great people and all, but you could never offer me what Spooky can offer me. Spooky and I are in Love. You two were just the staples that held the pornomag of my life togtether. Now I've got Spooky though, yez kin both git tae fuck the pair a yuz, ye ken?
Your old friend,
Kelpie- pics?Jaline
- Smell the coffee Jaline, he DOESN'T WANT YOU ANY MORE.
* Slaps Jaline repeatedly with flappy hands.Spookytim - with what man, with WHAT?!?!?!?!flashbender
- A wet haddock?kalkal
- ... with a flaccid penis!Spookytim
- That's a gift I will not accept.Jaline
- I apologise to you Jaline. I've been unwell lately.Spookytim
- detritus0
I feel sick. My world's just come tumbling inwards.
Must. Sit. Down.
I. Am. Sitting. Down.
Must. Lie. Down.
So much pain.
So much hate.
BLACK.
IT'S ALL SO BLACK
- the coffee? try cream7point34
- http://inspectorgadg…elpaso
- what is wrong with you? oh, wait, it was kelpie who was in despair this morning. You guys are like the same person.Jaline
- Spookytim0
Look Detritus, I'm not going to try and offer you false hope here, but its worth noting that he never closed the speech marks on his message, see?, and I don't know... it could be a simple mistake, but it could also be a sign, a door being left open. It might not be the end, it might just be a prolonger period of miserable introspection, self-doubt, emotional turmoil and clinical depression.
I'm touching your knee now.
- paraselene0
that dirty traitor, turning to some johnny-come-lately for help. tell him he can stay gone.
- somatica0
hmm haven't seen hedge either.
kelpie = hedge?
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Doubtful, but if true I'm going to laugh my ass off at 2 fellows from this board.- kelpie's sense of humour is far too refined. hedge is a snore.paraselene
- Jaline0
if kelpie is hedge, which I don't think he is, I may have to slap a bitch...