Dear QBN
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- paraselene0
i'm so afraid of threads called dear qbn now...
- graham0
i couldnt get any (mt) site yesterday
- skt0
so, you under your daytime curfew again kelpie?
maybe your work has banned you.
- nah, all good todaykelpie
- can't be bothered bringing the pain this morning after allkelpie
- don't and lets say you did.skt
- gid plan. I was well tough wasn't I?kelpie
- never seen so many shiteing cunts. pure pishing in their pants man.skt
- Yeah, an awesome display of over-arm slapping.Spookytim
- he calls it the windmill.skt
- kelpie0
hedge? HEDGE??
sacks will be kicked around here in the morning, I'll tell you that for free
pffft.
- who's hedge?7point34
- i've never heard of him... local down sex tunnel?7point34
- Haha! You are hands down one of the funniest fellas here. "Sacks will be kicked..." HAHA!somatica
- thank you kind sir.
7.34 is this a new tactic? we deny hedge and thus hedge is no more? I like itkelpie - works for me.
*puts headphones back on to listen to latest dj narwhal album7point34
- Spookytim0
Latest message from Kelpie
"For fuck's sake Spooky try and get them to discuss something else. If the truth gets out that I'm Hedge they'll never speak to me again. I'll be back in 45 minutes to smooth things over, in the meantime, here's the details to the Hedge account. Log on and post something will you? Just to throw them off the scent"
So, there's that.
- skt0
kelpie is fuck hedge you bunch of fannies.
hedge is a boring monotonous cunt. kelpie is just a cunt.
- a cunt with an unnatural love of narwhals7point34
- That concludes it then.
Hedge = SktSpookytim - I've just realsied that has an insulting undertone that I didn't actually intend.Spookytim
- haha, thanks very much spooky you cunt.skt
- It's Spooky!!
(????)
:OJaline - Hedge = Spooky.
I'm tired of running, have at me and be done with it.Spookytim - Eh, I'm not sure if I'm a top. Nevermind.Jaline
- Jaline0
if kelpie is hedge, which I don't think he is, I may have to slap a bitch...
- somatica0
hmm haven't seen hedge either.
kelpie = hedge?
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Doubtful, but if true I'm going to laugh my ass off at 2 fellows from this board.- kelpie's sense of humour is far too refined. hedge is a snore.paraselene
- paraselene0
that dirty traitor, turning to some johnny-come-lately for help. tell him he can stay gone.
- Spookytim0
Look Detritus, I'm not going to try and offer you false hope here, but its worth noting that he never closed the speech marks on his message, see?, and I don't know... it could be a simple mistake, but it could also be a sign, a door being left open. It might not be the end, it might just be a prolonger period of miserable introspection, self-doubt, emotional turmoil and clinical depression.
I'm touching your knee now.
- detritus0
I feel sick. My world's just come tumbling inwards.
Must. Sit. Down.
I. Am. Sitting. Down.
Must. Lie. Down.
So much pain.
So much hate.
BLACK.
IT'S ALL SO BLACK
- the coffee? try cream7point34
- http://inspectorgadg…elpaso
- what is wrong with you? oh, wait, it was kelpie who was in despair this morning. You guys are like the same person.Jaline
- Spookytim0
Jaline, Detritus, Kelpie asked me to pass the following message on...
" Listen guys, no offence... you're great people and all, but you could never offer me what Spooky can offer me. Spooky and I are in Love. You two were just the staples that held the pornomag of my life togtether. Now I've got Spooky though, yez kin both git tae fuck the pair a yuz, ye ken?
Your old friend,
Kelpie- pics?Jaline
- Smell the coffee Jaline, he DOESN'T WANT YOU ANY MORE.
* Slaps Jaline repeatedly with flappy hands.Spookytim - with what man, with WHAT?!?!?!?!flashbender
- A wet haddock?kalkal
- ... with a flaccid penis!Spookytim
- That's a gift I will not accept.Jaline
- I apologise to you Jaline. I've been unwell lately.Spookytim
- ismith0
I don't recommend using your ISP's DNS. Not the best service in the world really, if anyone is having trouble loading QBN or having any similar problems I highly recommend http://www.opendns.com/
- +1 its way fast and never goes down.kalkal
- does this work like IP address cloaking??Khurram
- No, it resolves DNS names. Turns the website you type in into its ip address and visa versa so your computer actually knows what the hell www.whatever.com actually iskalkal
- is.kalkal