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- Raniator0
Just watch this, should be fine.
- paraselene0
will that tell me when a woman's property and earnings ceased to automatically become her husband's on marriage?
- early sixties?bolus
- 1882, actually!paraselene
- js mill etc ahabolus
- Khurram0
When's your test?
- haven't scheduled it yet. prolly october time.paraselene
- U got ages. My sister in law's doing it around that time. g'luck.Khurram
- cheers! :)paraselene
- neue75_bold0
don't let them put their fingers in your bum...
- hahabolus
- it's that how you entered the country?bolus
- "dutch costums"bolus
- yes, many Dutch customs are quite strange, but I generally enjoy them...neue75_bold
- bolus0
make sure you have the right attitude, something like this
- ha! apparently my great-gran used to pull that cue-ball-in-the-stoc... trick during bar brawls...paraselene
- don't tell em that at the test.... you'll beredirected to australiabolus
- or worse... texas!paraselene
- ribit0
What should you bring when asked for fork handles?
- chossy0
Oh my god!! you do realise that if you fail you get shot from a cannon back across the water to Americania land.
- Raniator0
There is a question about The Beatles in there... get listening.
- Raniator0
That is no joke. It's full of loads of random shit like that. For real, yo.
- paraselene0
i've not been doing particularly well on the test runs. i know the ingredients of christmas pudding and when the gunpowder plot was and load of beatles lyrics, but the weird governmental process questions keep tripping me up...
"Who gets a guaranteed amount of time in Parliament to debate matters of its own choice?"
eh?
- Kuz?neue75_bold
- fat tory backbenchers?bolus
- the prime minister - every wednesday.... (at 12)rupedixon
- aha. thanks.paraselene
- bolus0
"which swiss tennis player won wimbledon this year"
they can scrap that question....
- Spookytim0
You'll be fine as long as your answers remain polite and reasonable but remain uterly evasive and non-commital. Tell them your name and nothing more.
Christmas Pudding? Quote from the anarchist's cookbook... play them at their own game.
The Beatles? Just write REVOLUTION in red ink. Upside down and backward, so they have to read it in a mirror.
The question about parliamentary debate is easy, just write "My People On Judgement Day" then do a doodle of some dynamite with a lit fuse.
Also, don't bother trying to deny you sometimes enjoy anti-establishment fantasies. Everybody does. Trying to hide this merely reveals you consider the fantasies to be significant and credible.
- hahaneue75_bold
- too bad it's computer-based... i could just doodle on the screen, i suppose.paraselene
- Fariska0
and point out that beer is the best beverage in the world.
- moth0
Why do you have to take it?
I thought the whole getting hitched bit nullified all this crap?And besides - you're an American. You're not a real immigrant...
- //moth
- i am on a probationary spousal visa, which is going to expire. once that happens, i either have to naturalise or apply for indefinite leave to remain.paraselene
- ... indefinite leave to remain. either way, test i must.paraselene
- detritus0
Clicking on 'New to computers?' should lead to *DO NOT PANIC! You have InstaFailed: Do not move, the authorities have been contacted and an extraction team sent to the location of your triangulated internode** and then Tom Cruise and a bunch of spider Scientologists would roll up in carbon fibre-clad Morris Minors to whisk the offending neo-luddite miscreant to the exImmigrant ballistic trebuchet facility on the south west coast, whereby they'd be shot in which ever direction their sorry technophobe ass came from. Hell, i've turned into hydroglyph.
- bolus0
i wonder how many americans fail at the language test
- erm... we don't have to take a language test.paraselene
- lucky you :)bolus
- sleepyfatso0
I took it, it was easy. I was finished it in about 15 minutes. You'll need to get the book and a practice test book though. Ask me any questions you want.
- cool. the more i look into it, the easier it seems. you've got like 3 minutes per question!paraselene