Toilet Etiquette
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- vivid
Working in an every growing agency, the use of our toilets has naturally increased over time. This has raised the issue of 'general toilet etiquette'. rather than having to seek out the culprits and publically humiliate them (which we will do anyway) I was wanting to create/design a sign for the wall to communicate the simple message of toilet etiquette (such as cleaning up after yourself and ensuring all smells are of the nice variety) in a humorous manner...
...any thoughts
- detritus0
Passive aggressive.
- http://www.passiveag…moop
- lol at drum applicants poster "except graham"avolve
- 7point340
drain toilets, paint bullseye
- harlequino0
Install a video screen and show the following:
- totally_recalled0
We have to send out regular emails reminding people to flush etc. its crazy. you would think ,being over the age of 5 , these people would remember to flush, to not piss everywhere and shit like that. crazy. we have desings on the inside of the doors too. doesnt help much.
- jesus. where do you work?flashbender
- preschool7point34
- yeah fucked up huh, world renowned ad agency. cant flush.totally_recalled
- SAME HERE! It's so weird.Jaline
- same in my work place. for a while we had a serial crapper. would shit on walls, seats, floors everywhere. no joke.Invalid
- detritus0
fyi, I have sent a link to this thread to Dawn & Neil.
- voiceof0
Send me that sign when you get finished.
- Invalid0
big sign above toilets and urinals,
"YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
- ESKEMA0
"KEEP THE TOILETS CLEAN,
GO SHIT IN THE FRIDGE"
- Spookytim0
I made the owners of my building put up signs in the gents asking people to not piss all over the floor, and if they do piss all over by some malfunction that I cannot even begin to grasp, that they grab some paper and wipe it up. I think someone on my floor stands three feet away and turns through 180º as they piss.
It stinks in there. Its a brand new building and the gents is cleaned regularly, but it stinks. I will violently assault the offender when I finally catch him.
- Unless it turns out to be a 'her' in which case I'll video it for Youtube and add lots of LOLs.Spookytim
- Jaline0
Seriously, what is it with people? We also have signs up everywhere regarding the issue of flushing.
- Spookytim0
My next door neighbours worked as teachers in Singapore for a number of years. They said the place is so clean and law abiding and everyone is highly respectful due mainly to a very oppressive law enforcement policy. There is no graffitti, no demonstrations, no social dissent whatsoever, except that the people of Singapore apparently took to pissing in elevators as a way of 'letting off steam', and it got to be such a huge national problem that there are now sensors in the lift and anyone pissing in one gets very severly punished.
So maybe its dissent. I might have a little dirty protest next week.
- Yeah. How about we just kill people who don't follow the rules? Then everything will be clean. If you don't follow the new rules,Jaline
- new rules, YOU DIE.Jaline
- Has anyone ever been for a piss and all you get is a high pitched whistling noise?Spookytim
- No. Is that a male thing? Or a Spooky thing?Jaline
- it's spooky, that's for true.7point34
- I think I have air pressue build up in my bladder. I go off like a runaway train sometimes.Spookytim
- MSTRPLN0
There was this 500lb guy at the last job that would routinely clog up the toilets once a week after doing his business, the toilet would overflow onto the floor. This was a pretty old building and the floors would bevel, so whatever water that collected on the floor eventually made it's way into the hallway.
I remember walking into the bathroom one day, another guy ahead of me and he ended up stepping into that overflowing mess. Being the cool office that we were, he was also unfortunately wearing flip-flops.
- tasty0
I left a sign in the bathroom once that was pretty rad.
It said...."You left a floater you fucking scumbag."
- MSL0
Someone left a load of shit covered toilet paper in the mens toilets here. There are only 5 of us here... and there are 2 women - so that leaves me, my boss and our developer...
Odds are... its the boss. The filthy arsehole.
- EEEW, YOu said "Filthy Arsehole" and I got images.Spookytim
- I'd love to know where you work now.Spookytim
- do some more investigative work. leave a camera in there.Jaline
- I'll take pictures next time. It's a regular occurrence, so you won't have to wait long.MSL
- would he not have a clean asshole if shit was now on paper23kon
- I'll let the dev check, he's always up there anyway...MSL