I'll be leaving now
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- mrdobolina0
no 60 year old man on the planet would go thru all of this.
- ********0
Have you ANY idea how ridiculous you sound?
This is why I like Hedge... he brings the belly laughs in such a simple way. He only has to post a random picture and you quick thinking sherlocks are all over it like in-flight soup in a pressure pocket.
Its prime time comedy. Its the Keystone Cops for the 21st Century starring all you knuckle heads.
- "belly laughs"? "keystone cops"? Who are you? John McCain?TheBlueOne
- whatever, hedgeukit
- fourpence = randoman********
- ARRGH, You got me. Yes, I am. I am John McCain. It was fun though, right?********
- And of course, John McCain can only be... RANDOMAN!
Yeah, its in the bag.******** - (Randoman being, of course, Hedge). You guys are TOO GOOD.********
- and Hedge is, as we all know, Uber, so... I GIVE UP, PUT THE CUFFS ON OFFICER.********
- u are the same person hedge is...mrdobolina
- Because everyone knows Uber is Llyod. The whole gang, in the net, guilty as sin.********
- uh... randoman hated me and both these guys do not. and +1 fourpence for the initial post. ahha.kona
- troll buddy. this guy is obviously taunting 2cents and u are his pal.mrdobolina
- FTR: I am not taunting 2cents. i like 2cents. Its unfortunate that I did choose to mimic his name, I agree.********
- what was your old alias? its obvious you know the whole gang.mrdobolina
- Look at you, hot on the trail of a fresh lead. Dobs P.I.: The toughest dick in town.********
- ok, dmrdobolina
- unfortunately the trolls and i will never be buddy buddy like you and jesse were. that saddens me.kona
- and so was bonseff and rand and mayo and... but you won't say anything to them about that.mrdobolina
- not talking about that. i'm talking about when you two came at me with the bs. meta data like ponch and jon.kona
- your fakeness is amazing.mrdobolina
- not even worth a comment...kona
- but you posted one anyway...mrdobolina
- TheBlueOne0
My camera is working fine hedge
- ********0
Im going to a meeting with Ronald McDonald to discuss McDonalds modernization. Wish me luck.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAukit
- He's a shrewd negotiator.Mimio
- But watchout for that damn Mayor McCheese. Damn irish will fuck you all the time...TheBlueOne
- ********0
hedge wins the award for being the most boring fictitious character on the QBN. The schtik got old the second day.
- Tell that to the Excitable Members of the Red Hand Gang who go crazy when he posts a Gucci shoe.********
- Yes, I see your doing a fantastic job of not engaging in the game as well.TheBlueOne
- Way to lead by example fourballs.TheBlueOne
- I haven't been in a hedge thread for some time now. Just excited to see him scoot.********
- I am greatly amused by it all and participate as an amused spectator. You don't see me getting all flustered and agitated.********
- What makes you think I'm not participating in jest? What you think I really think this moron is a hedge fund manager?TheBlueOne
- I would not include you in my "Red Hand Gang" descriptor. You seem to be putting yourself in there and resenting me for it.********
- Ah, well I do have communist sympathies. Sorry I'm still jumpy from the 80's...TheBlueOne
- No problem, perhaps it was a little unfair to call me fourballs though under the circumstances. Please withdraw two.********
- two of them.********
- two balls just doesn't have the same ring to it. . .nadnerb
- consider that I spotted you just that much more extra testosterone.TheBlueOne
- Tell that to the Excitable Members of the Red Hand Gang who go crazy when he posts a Gucci shoe.
- mrdobolina0
fourpence is hedge also, I would bet money on it.
- it's like a game of "clue"mrdobolina
- Name your stake Dobs.********
- you cant prove anything.mrdobolina
- Dobs? Your stake?********
- The burden of proof is for me to worry about. Name your stake.********
- a squirt of piss.mrdobolina
- Why don't we turn that squirt of piss into $40k?********
- hedge is that u?mrdobolina
- hahaephix
- ukit0
Fourpence=hedge
GOP=hedge
- philipdrumman0
hedge should be fictionally written off in this story. So any suggestions? explosions?- terrorist kidnapping...sublocked
- suffocation due to being locked in an air tight bank vaultlocustsloth
- 2cents0
Hedge, you seem a bit flustered today, the quick exit.
What's up?
- kona0
If you think you know who it is just man up and say it for God's sake... don't keep beating around the bush hoping he'll out himself. Say who you think it is and let that person either confirm or deny it. Good lord, your acting like a child who thinks they know who stole the dollar bill off the teachers desk and you're chanting 'I know who it is I know who it is' but won't say. That's actually getting really old.
- Well, even if someone is right it's not like hedge would confirm it and go "Oh man, you got me!"TheBlueOne
- +1 Blue.2cents
- fuck yourself.mrdobolina
- if you don't care, don't fucking care.mrdobolina
- What the fuck is all this upset and emotion?********
- then post who you think it is blue so we can all drill him for it and i would have to think... would stop posting under the name.kona
- name. wtf... am i taking crazy pills here.kona
- Dobs is a dynamo of passionate resistance.TheBlueOne
- your=you're over there btw.kona
- I have no freaking clue who it is...TheBlueOne
- I wouldn't be here if it bothered me, I just have a trucker's vocabulary.mrdobolina
- you should care maybe just a lil' bit less?!? you act like he took your last bag of weed.kona
- "I have no freaking clue who it is..." me neither but i'm not going to lose sleep over it. Fresca? I'm buying.kona
- I'm just wasting timemrdobolina
- ********0
QBN has been over since Hedge > Fourpence > Llyod who ever? started posting these threads.
QBN is dead!
- ukit0
Actually, according to the latest data, QBN traffic has been up sharply in the past month.
- charts and graphs pleaseTheBlueOne
- ppt presentation with wipes pleasekona
- boobs0
Hedge,
Be sure to take some nice mota when you go. They have shit for weed over there, and I'm sure you could make a killing with some nice buddly. Stock up on some ohhh-zees; put 'em in your suitcase, and you'll be making some serious hay over there!
- jfletcher0
Maybe he'll die of heat exposure in Dubai. We can all wish!
- ********0
ciao
- ********0
QBN has been over since Hedge > Fourpence > Llyod who ever? started posting these threads.
QBN is dead!Actually, I think you'll find my contribution has been both minimal and negligeable. I have contributed to two threads on the subject of Hedge, that's including this one. So what you said is the perfect illustration of the group hysteria that you all succumb to when there is any mention of Hedge.
As for me, I am not anything to do with Hedge, I am merely fascinated by the strong reaction to his presence and the fact that 'the problem with QBN' that he seems to symbolise for a lot of you, is largely of your own devising.
- what is your old alias though?mrdobolina
- pussy.mrdobolina
- ovsm0
- ukit0
"As for me, I am not anything to do with Hedge"
Post your real username then.
Until then, I stand by my original opinion that GOP and Fourpence are just parts of the many-headed hedge hydra.
- sublocked0
all i will say is...when one of you artfags comes out to reveal this whole hedge thing as a "performance art" piece i will shank you violently.
k thx.
- TheBlueOne0
I'm telling you, this is some wackadoodle viral internet thing thought up by some marketing genius somewhere...