ex GF
ex GF
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- rson
Keeps drunk texting me. What do I do?
- neue75_bold0
don't reply...
- kelpie0
ignore her / shag her
you decide, not the internets, please
- neue75_bold0
unless you want to..
- ********0
marry her
- ********0
unless you don't want to..
- kelpie0
put her in a hessian sack and throw her off a building
- +1rson
- Not if she's super-hot. Just drunk fuck her.babaganush
- kelpie0
either way...
- ********0
put her in a hessian sack then ignore her / shag her.
- JerseyRaindog0
Shag her best friend.
- ********0
call police for stalking. then hopefully it will stop :D
- neue75_bold0
six million ways to cry, choose one...
- paraselene0
the possibilities are literally endless.
- neue75_bold0
shag the hessian sack...
- in front of her...neue75_bold
- then throw yourself off a building.********
- sack the hessian hag?paraselene
- ignore her...neue75_bold
- ellie? i try to.********
- impossible...neue75_bold
- it's those sacks...neue75_bold
- i've got them********
- is this because i called you baldy in spanish the other day?paraselene
- you told me to blow it out of my arse actually.********
- haha. no, i told you to go take it UP the arse!paraselene
- damn babel fish.********
- close! shame about the cigar...paraselene
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA********
- ********0
go get yourself a snack.
- kelpie0
and eat it in a shack
- CodenameAM0
Be a man, tell her where to go, she's an ex for a reason!
- this man knows whats up.
be a MAN for fucksake.******** - CodenameAM is all over the internets with this chat. He's a legendkelpie
- CodenameMAN********
- hahahakelpie
- hahahaneue75_bold
- yep, everyone talks the talk until it's them.airey
- this man knows whats up.
- detritus0
Shave off all your pubes and send them to her in a wee plastic bag marked 'Happyjoy'
- wee hessian sack even..neue75_bold
- aha! you!!!paraselene
- Ah hoi hoi, Para. You well?detritus
- yeah, good thanks! you'll probably never see this note now, though, as page 2 is well underway...paraselene
- No, I'm seeing it. I live in the note panels these days :)detritus
- neue75_bold0
LOL