Ultimate 4th of July Blowout?
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- Andrio
My GF just said "lets load a whale up with a ton of C4 and a tracking device, then we can follow it out into the ocean and trigger the explosives remotely." How the hell do you top that?
- doesnotexist0
first youd have to find some c4, enough to blow up a whale. then you would have to find a whale and insert the c4 into it with a radio controlled ignition device.
good luck! take pics!
- PIITB0
your gf sounds like a jerk.
- jk whats she wearing?PIITB
- lolJnr_Madison
- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAemukid
- hahahahaha!!!!!!!!lvl_13
- flashbender0
why does she hate whales so much?
- jevad0
kill yourself
- rubifuse0
I have a better idea for where she can stick the C4.
- ThePublics0
I usually celebrate the 4th of July by taking a giant shit on the old stars and stripes.
- ThePublics0
but it usually doesn't go as planned...
- flavorful0
SIMPSONS DID IT!
- flavorful0
And actually, that idea is about the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard. Your girlfriend is retarded. Either that or you're retarded.
Perhaps both.
In either case you shouldn't breed.
- Jnr_Madison0
I'd like to blow a whale, not with c4 but with my mouth.
- but it taste like bleach?emukid
- they have help for people who like that kind of stuff...omgitsacamera
- Raniator0
Cock.
- skt0
"My GF just said "lets load a whale up with a ton of C4 and a tracking device, then we can follow it out into the ocean and trigger the explosives remotely." How the hell do you top that?"
omg you zany americans with your crazy ideas. just how can you top that?
- Raniator0
My GF just said "lets load up my ass with a ton of C4 then you can fuck it, trigger the explosives and kill us both." How the hell do you top that?
- ESKEMA0
can I sprinkle you and you GF?