strippers as girlfriends
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- organic_grid0
Jaline has not chimed in yet?
- wordsinyourmouth0
do it, videotape your sexual escapades for a while, dump her, start a porn website...
make millions
- Porn that shit up, that the future right there.roundabout
- morilla0
don't do it.
- PonyBoy0
so i suppose the best advice is just have lots of sex with this woman and move on...
... I <3 QBN!!!
- ntslide0
Dated a strippy girl for three and a half years... Big plus for strippy girlfriends is that she has stripper friends and you always look good going out. I do still have a nice scar on my leg from the breakup.
- Kiko0
do what needs to be done and get outta there!
- BattleAxe0
one of my good friends, got one past the keeper, I wish him and his ex-stripper gf the best , they now have a little girl , lets hope he keeps her of the pole
- mirrorball0
I've a model coming over to visit me next month, 5'10" !!! thank fook, a woman that will almost be eye to eye with me when we chat.
- 2cents0
I guess if you don't mind your girl hanging out in some dive while disgusting married men pay her to grind her cooch on their turgid cock.
But, if all you're looking for is some crazy wild butt secks then I say go for it!
- "Turgid Cock" is my new favorite insult. Thanks.blackfrancis
- the vice lexiconThePublics
- boobs0
Where do I sign up?
- section_0140
hell no. Strippers usually became that way for a reason (not because of their outstanding grades in school either). A fling for a little while yes, dating long term...never. I dated a girl that was a bartender at a strip club for a while and she was a nut case. I couldn't imagine having a stripper as a girlfriend
- dconstrukt0
dont waste your time...
did it for 4 years... we lived together for 3.
sure she was super hot
sure she brought home friends for me to play with :-)
sure it was wild.
But she was a fucking headcase... like them all.
- +1organic_grid
- So...basically...you should do it for a few months to a few years and then get it together and dump her.Jaline
- "like them all" Like all strippers or like all women?flashbender
- proceed at your own risk. fun for a week or 2 but thats about it.dconstrukt
- pascii0
go to bed
- citizen_h0
what you need to do is turn your girlfriend into a stripper and head down to agent provocteaur - thats where I am at the moment, she likes the burlesque thing at the moment.
- sublocked0
some tipping is ok...
i usually worked the "oh you're just talking to me because you want some cash" routine. some playful comments along those lines work wonders.
that, and i seem to have a knack for meeting them in nightclubs...
- ThePublics0
many? how did you pick them up?
- sublocked0
dated many strippers.....fun for the sex, head game them before they can game you.
and please remember "you can't turn a ho into a housewife". follow my rules, strap up your jimmy, and you will be in for months of fun sex and adventures.
strippers always have the best pills too...
- TheBlueOne0
Also remember it's a shady business and hanging around strippers will bring you into contact with people you might not necessarily want to spend time with or be caught with under certain circumstances. It's really not worth it, but I'm old now, and don't go to such places anymore...so don't listen to me...
- did a strip club website once... nice!trooper
- doesn't this belong in the masturbation thread?rafalski
- ...haha, I did one too.
Also, the only stripper I've known was called Amber.mikotondria3