strippers as girlfriends
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- PonyBoy
yes....
.. no?
... it's 2:10am... let me have it.
- Masterramos0
10:12 am
- ThePublics0
depends on the stripper. But I'm even leery about dating models.
- kezza_20
I have, didn't last long...
cracking sex though, and something to tell your wife when your having an argument.
- +1designerror
- See, that second point doesn't really come in handy as much as you would think.TheBlueOne
- haha, TheBlueOneJaline
- dskz0
i dont know, what do you think?
- Jnr_Madison0
Dating a guy stripper and calling him your girlfriend doesn't fool anyone.
- Jnr_Madison0
Ok, as long as they don't bring their work home with them.
- what? no stripping at home?Peter
- thats imperitive. Get a pole in every roomkezza_2
- No guys paying for it at home :)Jnr_Madison
- That would just complicate matters, and threaten the relationship?roundabout
- TheBlueOne0
Fun if temporary (a few weeks..maybe the summer) a real pain in the ass and not worth it for anything longer. Avoid especially if she lives with her mother or has kids. Especially if her name is Amber. Or Britney.
Now, it's not like I'm speaking from experience or anything. No sir.
For a stripper pickup tip, find out what nationality dominates your market and learn that language. A few years back, long before I was married of course, my smattering of Brazilian portuguese came in quite handy. Then the eastern europeans moved in and *nothing*.
- Them eastern Europeans ruined it for everyoneroundabout
- They're really not very fun...TheBlueOne
- kezza_20
Secrets place in Hammersmith is good for picking up lappers
- TheBlueOne0
Also remember it's a shady business and hanging around strippers will bring you into contact with people you might not necessarily want to spend time with or be caught with under certain circumstances. It's really not worth it, but I'm old now, and don't go to such places anymore...so don't listen to me...
- did a strip club website once... nice!trooper
- doesn't this belong in the masturbation thread?rafalski
- ...haha, I did one too.
Also, the only stripper I've known was called Amber.mikotondria3
- sublocked0
dated many strippers.....fun for the sex, head game them before they can game you.
and please remember "you can't turn a ho into a housewife". follow my rules, strap up your jimmy, and you will be in for months of fun sex and adventures.
strippers always have the best pills too...
- ThePublics0
many? how did you pick them up?
- sublocked0
some tipping is ok...
i usually worked the "oh you're just talking to me because you want some cash" routine. some playful comments along those lines work wonders.
that, and i seem to have a knack for meeting them in nightclubs...
- citizen_h0
what you need to do is turn your girlfriend into a stripper and head down to agent provocteaur - thats where I am at the moment, she likes the burlesque thing at the moment.
- pascii0
go to bed
- dconstrukt0
dont waste your time...
did it for 4 years... we lived together for 3.
sure she was super hot
sure she brought home friends for me to play with :-)
sure it was wild.
But she was a fucking headcase... like them all.
- +1organic_grid
- So...basically...you should do it for a few months to a few years and then get it together and dump her.Jaline
- "like them all" Like all strippers or like all women?flashbender
- proceed at your own risk. fun for a week or 2 but thats about it.dconstrukt
- section_0140
hell no. Strippers usually became that way for a reason (not because of their outstanding grades in school either). A fling for a little while yes, dating long term...never. I dated a girl that was a bartender at a strip club for a while and she was a nut case. I couldn't imagine having a stripper as a girlfriend
- boobs0
Where do I sign up?
- 2cents0
I guess if you don't mind your girl hanging out in some dive while disgusting married men pay her to grind her cooch on their turgid cock.
But, if all you're looking for is some crazy wild butt secks then I say go for it!
- "Turgid Cock" is my new favorite insult. Thanks.blackfrancis
- the vice lexiconThePublics