Most F'd up spam?
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- moldero0
i don't read my spam.
- sikma0
you sure it was spam?
- 23kon0
harlequino
this definitely ISNT a hoax email !!!
to prove that a hired killer letter is TRUE they always sign with "Mr.Anthonio Benito."
it's the truth!
look it up on the internet!
- dskz0
Ahhh everyone is writing like Stanley Kubrick these days...
- dskz0
Ahh EVERYONE is WRITING like Stanley KUBRICK these days...
- Jaline0
You should tell the cops/FBI first. Then perform your own experiment where you follow up on the email.
- Meeklo0
thats too long to read, and the title of the thread says Spam..
- Yaff0
Man, I'd start running or cough up
- Dancer0
hahaha:
"You will first of all pay $4,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you"Upfront or what
- flavorful0
That is ridiculously hilarious.
And since when is 12K a lot of money?
... I mean, I'm no hedge here, but I figured a contract killing that requires more than one person (his "boys") would bump up the price significantly.
Also, I love how they put an Italian name at the end. Not stereotypical at all, haha.
- Akiraprise0
Holy shit... I got the same email.
Worst bit was that it was from my Girlfriend :(
- dskz0
I guess Im dead. I just dont have that kind of money.
- Jnr_Madison0
Pop quiz asshole, what do you do, what do you do!!!
- harlequino0
Hey, I'll send you the vid for 3k. Deal of the century!! w00t!
- dskz0
How about you send me the vid and then..we work something out...
(scratches chin)
- 7point340
contract killer: i might spare your life, but it'll cost $12,000 dollars
me: how about $6,000?
- dskz0
How about I give you 20 bucks and you slap my ass instead?
- harlequino0
"I’m a little disappointed that my death is worth less than the price of a used Mazda."
LOL
- TheBlueOne0
"I must point out, however, that your insouciantly equivocal offer of “who knows, [for $12,000] I might just spear your life,” even without the confusing, if not tragicomic, misspelling, is likely to be counterproductive. If you know anything about me at all, you’ll know that I’m not putting out $12,000 (incidentally, can you take a credit card? I get a rebate on my Chase card and that would cut my expenses on this deal) just on the chance that you “might just spear [my] life.” I’ll need more affirmative language in that clause and some kind of warranty."
hehehe...