Most F'd up spam?
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- JOSF0
No way is my life worth $12,000.
at the moment i feel i should pay him the extra 12k to take it.
- richardkark0
people should start forwarding emails like these to the Nigerians. Eventually they'll all kill each other.
- dskz0
Ahh EVERYONE is WRITING like Stanley KUBRICK these days...
- dskz0
Ahhh everyone is writing like Stanley Kubrick these days...
- 23kon0
harlequino
this definitely ISNT a hoax email !!!
to prove that a hired killer letter is TRUE they always sign with "Mr.Anthonio Benito."
it's the truth!
look it up on the internet!
- sikma0
you sure it was spam?
- moldero0
i don't read my spam.
- flashbender0
that is awesome!
*crosses fingers checks spam folder in gmail.
- grunttt0
correct all the grammar/spelling mistakes - send it back with an invoice for 50 bucks.
- Yaff0
contract killer: i might spare your life, but it'll cost $12,000 dollars
me: how about i design you some new stationery or a website?
- YAYPaul0
LOL if the spammer knew how to write English it might be believable.
I'd be tempted with a counter offer.
- dskz0
"PS As I noted, I’m new to the threatening letter game, but I’m guessing that your name is a pseudonym. If that is the case, I believe you’ll find that the Russian Mob has superseded the Italian Mafia as the most intimidating demographic. The next time, rather than “Anthonio Benito” you might want to try something along the lines of “Ivan Keripaska” or “Oleg Belkov.” This is not a make or break issue, but in negotiations one needs every edge possible."
- flavorful0
I can't see anyone spending that much to kill me.
They should know that me living is a much worse situation all things considering.
As I'm too proud to sweet release myself.
- TheBlueOne0
"I must point out, however, that your insouciantly equivocal offer of “who knows, [for $12,000] I might just spear your life,” even without the confusing, if not tragicomic, misspelling, is likely to be counterproductive. If you know anything about me at all, you’ll know that I’m not putting out $12,000 (incidentally, can you take a credit card? I get a rebate on my Chase card and that would cut my expenses on this deal) just on the chance that you “might just spear [my] life.” I’ll need more affirmative language in that clause and some kind of warranty."
hehehe...
- harlequino0
"I’m a little disappointed that my death is worth less than the price of a used Mazda."
LOL
- dskz0
How about I give you 20 bucks and you slap my ass instead?
- 7point340
contract killer: i might spare your life, but it'll cost $12,000 dollars
me: how about $6,000?
- dskz0
How about you send me the vid and then..we work something out...
(scratches chin)
- harlequino0
Hey, I'll send you the vid for 3k. Deal of the century!! w00t!