Bachelor Party Think-tank
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- ntslide
I've been put in partial command of my buddies bachelor party. I can't think of a more appropriate group of minds to give me ideas.
the details:
It's on lake tahoe, I do have access to a 55 foot sailboat w/ an open bar and it's in August.Thanks and don't hold back...
- BattleAxe0
girls girls girls
- Mellimelvin0
Scores Las Vegas... booze and hooters!
- gotta stick to tahoe :(ntslide
- Never been there... so I have no idea where the booty stays there.Mellimelvin
- Jnr_Madison0
I have good name for the night, the camel tahoe.
- detritus0
Cut-crust cucumber sandwiches, a few Snapples and a nice game of Scrabble should aptlye send your good friend off to the wonderful life of partnered servitude.
If you can call around a famous black basketball player (LeBron James, say) dressed as a gorilla to ass rape him when you send him off after, all's the better.
- hahahahahhaaamrdobolina
- you know he does have a thing for NBA stars.... interesting
ntslide
- Jaline0
good luck...
- fooler0
I was just at a Bachelor Party in South Lake. We had some girls dance like that real close to the bachelor and after they left he said one of the girls butts smelled like shit... literally S H I T!
So Make sure you get some clean girls, not the dirty butts we ended up with.
- Llyod0
a bunch of drunks on a boat is a really bad idea
- joyride0
Ahoy polloi!
- ntslide0
ok here's what I've got... I'm making everyone engraved aluminum flasks (an anchor with his name and her name) I'm thinking of making him wear a navy sailor outfit and (once we're on land) drag an anchor on a chain around. Anything I could add to that??
- ernexbcn0
hookers and blow EOT
- boobs0
Keel haul him. Cuts down on the frigging in the rigging.
- MrOneHundred0
I decline to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.
- ian0
I went to my friends stag party a couple of weeks ago. Pretty sedate, just 12 or 14 of us, drinking till 5 in the morning, strip clubs and for some reason... golf.
His future in-laws tried to strip him naked on the main st of Cork. Whats the fuckin deal with that? I don't get trying to humiliate the dude in public, his proper friends just bought him lap dances and got him shit-faced. Don't see the point of dressing up like a fuckin spa, just show the guy a good time and if possible try to get him a hooker he can snort coke off of.
- YAYPaul0
So am i the only one who thinks bachelor parties are retarded?
Let me expand on that. I mean retarded in the 'i can do anything i want and be free of sin because it's a bachelor party' kind of way.
- MisterMonk0
Last bachelor party, we flew all the guys down to Los Cabos for a week. That was fun!