baby jokes
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?
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I can't jelly my dick into a dead baby's ass.
- mg330
BTW, How does every good ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
- airey0
even i'm pulling the rip-cord on this thread...
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Condoms? Like 4.50 a pack.
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If you don't use condoms?
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99 cents for the coat hangar.
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Okay, 99 cents plus time to make it rusty.
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Okay I'm kidding it's 475 for an abortion. I got burned on that three times already I'm making sure I use condoms from now on.
- mg330
there's a little girl standing on the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out. she's about 5 years old. a man comes up to her and asks, "what's wrong, young lady?"
amdist the tears she's able to answer, "my parents lost control of their car and spun off the side of the road! they're both dead!"
the man unzips his pants and says, "this just isn't your lucky day."
- mg330
Little Billy goes to his friends birthday party.
After the presents are opened the mother of billy's friend brings out the entertainment...a Magician.
The magician does all his tricks and Billy is awestruck...now Billy wants to learn magic.
After the magic tricks he asks the magician if he could teach him some tricks.
The magician agrees and tells Billy to meet him after school for his first lesson.
So the next day after school Billy rushes to the magician's house to learn the tricks of the trade.
the magic man takes billy into his home and brings him in the back room where all his Magic stuff is stored.The magician tells billy to get ready for his first trick. he asks billy to drop his trousers and turn around.
Billy is a little freaked out by this but after some prodding finally agrees.
Now the magician gets up behind him and Billy feels a poking in his ass.
The magician asks "Now Billy, does that feel like a thumb in your butt?
Billy agrees with a grimace..."yes"
The magician reaches around with both hands and gives billy the two thumbs up in his face.
Prestooooo!!!!!--
BTW, this joke is awesome to tell in person, and when you say Prestooooo!!!!!! you slam your hips forward like my favorite avatar does:
- Jnr_Madison0
Little Billy asks his Dad what magic is, his dad picks him up and sits him on his lap 'you feel that, Billy.... that's magic'
- mg330
What do you get if you cut a dead baby in half?
A hard on.
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What's black and bubbling and taps on glass?
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A baby in a microwave.
- MrOneHundred0
- is that paintshop you used there?airey
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- vrmbr0
O.K., O.K., We all know dead baby jokes are sick,
but then again laughter is the best medicine, isn't it?
- elahon0
What has 4 legs and one arm?
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A Doberman in a children's playground!
- cursiveshotgun0
whats funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit