baby jokes
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- airey
i'll kick this off with:
Q: what cries a lot & sits in the corner of a room, getting smaller & smaller?
A: a baby combing it's head with a potato peelerand
Q: what can't turn around in a corridor?
A: a baby with a pitchfork through it's head.
- MrOneHundred0
This is aimed at me, isn’t it?
- mg330
I could share some great ones, but they would definitely be sniffed out by the servers, and I would definitely get a talking to, and you'd definitely be to blame for my demise.
So I'll wait until I'm at home.
- Jaline0
This thread creeps me out already...
- airey0
it's does have that 'goodbye horses' by Q-Lazarus feel to it:
- Now THAT's what I call madness!
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- Now THAT's what I call madness!
- studderine0
dead baby jokes are always offensive!
- studderine0
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.- I guess technically that’s not a DEAD baby joke.MrOneHundred
- hahastudderine
- studderine0
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.- that one reminds of high schoolstudderine
- fantastic. i had totally forgotten that one.airey
- I always heard it "difference between a pile of sand and a pile of dead babies."mg33
- Melanie0
What's blue and sits in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag over its head.
- airey0
why do you put a baby in a food processor feet first?
so you can see the expression on it's face.
- vrmbr0
what's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?
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you take off your shoes when jumping on a trampoline
- mg330
What's the best thing about submerging a baby in a pot of boiling water?
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You have a hand free to masturbate.
- MrOneHundred0
I am offended by this thread, but rather than read the explanatory thread title and move along, I will continue to read, fuelling my outrage and then take it out on the nearest puppy and/or kitten.
- nice.airey
- *hands MrOneHundred a babyJaline
- I didn’t know you had one. Now who’s finding out stuff about whom?MrOneHundred
- I stole it...Jaline
- mg330
Look at it this way: I told a bad racial joke to an African-American coworker once and she thought it was hilarious, didn't have a problem with it. Said, "if a person can't get a joke about themselves, that's their own problem."
My point? We were all babies once...
- mg330
How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?
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I stopped paying attention when I came on myself.
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What's the difference between a Cadialliac and a dead baby?
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I don't cum all over myself when I see a Cadialliac.
- ********0
What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?
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I don't cum all over the pizza before I eat it.