Church of the United FUCKO'S
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- Rincks0
I'm in! Been waiting for something to believe in for a while.
Although I'm such a FUCKO I'm paying fuck-all and buyin fuck-all I'm just a believer!!
*puts fist in the air and waits for legendary soundtrack*
- brains0
That sounds good. We shall cleanse the mind and grope the body. Just like the catholics.
- 7point340
found a loophole in my logic for "inspecting" harem virgins
of course after trying them out, they are no longer virgins.
don't worry i will find a solution fit for FUCKOs!
diligence!
- designer4rent0
so if where handing out jobs i'm down!
- Mr_1000000
I am not Cloutier.
- Spookyhome0
I have been watching Heroes, season2. I have never seen Heroes, Season1, so naturally it made no god damn fucking sense.
Can I bless the congregation?
- dusty_shackle0
I bless the congregation and welcome them to worship in the glory of my jism.
- Mr_1000000
FUCKO Dusty Shackle - Chief Extractor of Jisms
Welcome my borther.
- dusty_shackle0
I know what makes the pearly gates so shiny...
- boobs0
I'll join as long as I don't have to get a tonsure, and wear some ugly unfashionable habit.
And no ugly shoes, or required tattoos.
- Mr_1000000
FUCKO Boobs - Director of Funbags
Welcome my sister.
- rednebhsalf0
Good morning fucko