Church of the United FUCKO'S
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- Mr_100000
With all the talk about these crazy religions as of late, Scientology, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Christianity, etc, I felt that the FUCKO'S need their own religion as well.
So with that, today marks the first day of it's existence. Being that the FUCKO'S are an open collaborative group I'm looking to all my brothers and sisters for suggestions on how we can make this the best of the batshit crazy religions.
- capsize0
I don't get it
- brains0
I'll be there. It's kind of always am anyhow.
- canuck0
I'm down
- Mr_1000000
We'll need a logo to start, and we'll need to pick leaders. High Priest, Supreme Ruler, Alpha & Omega, etc.
Being that the FUCKO'S are now moving in this exciting new direction we will also be accepting more new members than ever to build the strength of our cult, err... I mean religion.
- I already made a tshirt somewhere in the blog thread.canuck
- threadpost0
all congregation members get church teeshirts, send me your sizes:
- Good work, way to be proactive. This kind of attitude will move you up the ranks fast.Mr_100000
- 7point340
do we get to have multiple fugly wives?
- vrmbr0
*raises bodypart
- Daro0
I call treasurer!!
Deposit $100 USD in my Paypal account and all your past sins will be forgiven.
This is of course, a monthly fee.
- Mr_1000000
We have our first position:
FUCKO Daro - Treasurer
You first task is to go rook all the weak minded sheep out of their hard earned money. I suggest talking to our business planner, FUCKO Jebus, he has this down pat!
- JesusChrist0
I call Lord
- Sorry, you already belong to another cult, shit, I mean religion.Mr_100000
- Mr_1000000
We have our second position:
FUCKO Canuck - Maker of Pretty Pictures and Clothes
- 7point340
i'll be in charge of the unholy harem... someone has got to determine whether or not the twat is sweet enough to be associated with this elite group.
i nominate me.
very well i accept.
don't worry... i promise only the finest virgins
- flashbender0
How exactly does one qualify as a FUCKO?
- Mr_1000000
FUCKO 7.34 - Director of the Unholy Harem
Welcome my bother.
- TheBlueOne0
FYC
- dopepope0
wouldn't uniting defeat the purpose of being a fucko?
- The FUCKO'S need unite in order to rise above.Mr_100000
- kind of like "United Independent Taxi" in L.A.flashbender
