James Blunt on Top Gear
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- 5timuli
What a fucking dullard. I hated him before but he's ten times fucking worse now.
- Jaline0
oh god oh god I can't stand him
- JackRyan0
I love him, he's one of my favorite performers. I still get chills when I hear the song, "Your Beautiful."
- You’re fucked.MrOneHundred
- Joking.JackRyan
- I figured.MrOneHundred
- you forgot the //doesnotexist
- 5timuli0
The guy can't fathom why people hate him and says it "really pisses him off". Fucking good you posh irritating cunt.
- JackRyan0
He's so sensitive and emotive, I can't get enough. I saw him at Coachella...he was so amazing.
- JackRyan0
I always have this intense dream about Jaline and I watching the sunset over the ocean, we're sitting on top of Point Dume a little north of Malibu on a beach towel. Right before the sun dips below the horizon, the sunlight catches Jaline's face so beautifully. She looks over and grabs my hand and whispers, "I love you." And that James Blunt song is always playing in the background.
- * unzipsMrOneHundred
- ...aaaaand CUT!Jaline
- ...just a secondMrOneHundred
- Hahahahahaha!!!JackRyan
- Sorry Jaline. =°0MrOneHundred
- Jnr_Madison0
I heard he talks like mike reid off camera.
- Llyod0
who is james blunt?
- You might as well get back under your rock. Not worth knowing.ETM
- would that rock be northern rock? lol.akrokdesign
- YAYPaul0
I'm sorry James Cunt, who's that?
- thumb_screws0
Cock
- Spookytim0
He's the undynamic effluent that was expunged from Tom Cruise when Scientology processed him for the top job.
- vrmbr0
he's the 3,462nd coming of Christ..
- Raniator0
he's a bellend, but he's a rich, supermodel fucking bellend...
- BaskerviIle0
my 2 cents on james blunt:
I abhor his music, terrible, really awful, hideous voice, why anyone has every bought or listened to it is beyond me.
however...
The guy is extremely successful moreso than most of us will ever be. I read an interview with him and he said that he's given up caring what people think of him. He knows he's never going to be cool and the music press will always hate him, he's come to terms with that and knows that his audience of tweenagers and middle aged women will continue to buy his albums.
I was impressed with his attitude, he doesn't seem to have much of a chip on his shoulder.Also his performance on Sesame Street did help my opinion of him:
- roundabout0
Bellend
- vespa0
has anyone seen that clip of him when he was working for the Queen or something, he was showing these rich ladies round the stables...? ooh ecky thoomp i never knew people could speak so posh!
- Spookytim0
I have to confess that my opinion of the Blunster was so incredibly low before Top Gear that I actually softened to him a tiny wee bit during his Top Gear appearance for his self effecing nature if nothing else. Its so easy to be self important in the pop trade (there seems to be an instant self-importance switch that gets clicked on the very moment a recording contract is signed), but to publicly accept with good grace and humour that people everywhere take the massive piss out of you and your music is admirable.
I doubt I'll be picking one of his products out of the 50p clearance bin anytime this century however.
- chossy0
I think he is let down by his voice, I'm sure he is a nice guy and everything, but he sounds like the guy at school who was really patronising towards you and was very aloof, you know the guy who did well at school but never showered with all the rest of the boys, walked funny and played a classical instrument.
I think we should all shower together...me first !!*runs into showers but ass naked :D woo hooo......... oh my....hello jaline.....what you looking at?... the waters cold, don't point, are you laughing, your laughing aren't you :'(.
- I think I was that guy at schoolBaskerviIle
- hahahahhaJaline