F'ing car alarm! 2 am!!!
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- mg33
Oh my God, someone's car alarm has been going off for more than 30 minutes now outside on the street outside my apartment. I just heard some guy scream out his apartment window "HEY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CAR ALARM!!!!!"
I seriously wouldn't doubt someone going out and beating the care with a bat. There was even a cop there and they did nothing. So annoying.
- MrOneHundred0
You can bet that bastard will be the only person in your street getting a good night’s sleep.
- ukit0
A few months ago I was awakened at 3 in the morning by some Mexican guy with a guitar who for some inexplicable reason decided to walk out in front of my window in the middle of the night and start signing in Spanish at the top of his lungs. After about half an hour of it I leaned my head out the window and screamed "SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP" to applause from my neighbors. After which, he turned belligerent, like I was somehow impeding his right to keep all of us up at 3 in the morning. I just laughed and went to sleep.
- Didn't you get the memo? we Mexicans are allowed to play our guitars at all hours of the night. So yes you were impeding. ppphhfffsss..********
- ...impeding ppphhhfffffsssss********
- Nothing against Mexicans, I am part Latino myself:Dukit
- Didn't you get the memo? we Mexicans are allowed to play our guitars at all hours of the night. So yes you were impeding. ppphhfffsss..
- drgs0
it was me..... and my car alarm
- ian0
Last summer there was a guy 'playing' the trumpet outside my apartment every day, starting from maybe 7-8 in the morning till 6-7 in the evening and sometimes, if we were really lucky, he'd start up at 11 or 12 at night too. He knew how to fucking butcher one song, 'When the Saints Go Marching In', jesus I wanted to fucking strangle him.
I saw him stop outside a restaurant and begin to play someone 'Happy Birthday' which quickly morphed into 'When the Saints Go Marching In'.
- Akiraprise0
I love the fact someone shouted out "HEY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CAR ALARM!!!!!" Surely, unless the guy was walking around outside not knowing that his car alarm was going off, or was awakened only when your neighbour shouted that out, then what good would that have made? bloody idiot!
- 23kon0
Lying stoned in bed just dozing off one night when i stayed in glasgow i was woken/brought back to reality by a loudhailer from the street below.
"THIS IS THE POLICE! WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP"
Shitting myself I went over to the window and peeked out stonedly fearing it was the police coming to get me.
Looked out into the street to see some pissed bastard with a loud hailer.
I saw the funny side of it when i noticed everyone else in the street was cautiously looking out of their windows too.
- hahaha, funny, but probably heart-attack-inducin... at the time.Jaline
- Meeklo0
- this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.bulletfactory
- haha.akrokdesign
- Mr_1000000
Car alarms are completely useless.
- Meeklo0
useless? what are you talking about..
You obviously never used magna volt..
- 23kon0
kid: "hey mister, give us a tenner and we'll look after your car for you while you are away"
guy: "nah it's alright kids, my dog is in the back, that's what he's for - looking after my car"
kid: "how?, can he put out fires?"