She fucking dump me.
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- citizen_h0
man she did a dump on you?
- Spookytim0
No, no... she is DOING a dump on him, right now as we type.
- ian0
I feel for you man, but what kind of person dumps a partner by text? An areshole, thats who. So try not to sweat it, talk to your friends, get drunk, enjoy yourself for a while. It may be the best thing for you even though right now its painful as fuck.
If you still feel down, watch 'Swingers', and remember you're a bear man, a fucking bear. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
- Elben0
Finally a brand new life in front of you (that's the way I 'try' to see it right now (same happend to me ...) Anyway bad evenings are still waiting for you. Recognise it
- ian0
And if after watching swingers you still feel shitty. This motherfucker is guaranteed to cheer you up, or else you're actually dead inside.
- crayz0
good on her . i heard you was being an ass hole.
only messing . i love that you have feelings. your human. have a good cry then be really spiteful.
- obsolete0
get even...
buy a new sim card
send her a text saying she should get her an Aids test...
sign as a "friend"
throw away sim card
wait for commun friends to describe the way she freaked out...don´t send it now, just wait a month or so...
- Bullitt0
What is this nonsense?
- chossy0
Don't worry about it, I have been dumped a million times before, and I'll probably get dumped by my current lady as soon as she comes to her senses and realises I can offer her little above innapropriate jokes and searing witticisms. Relax get a few beers in see your pals realise the world is now your oyster and that there are pretty much two or three more girls out there that would have a shag with you and not feel all that bad about it after taking stock of what they have just done.
- kelpie0
"there are pretty much two or three more girls out there that would have a shag with you and not feel all that bad about it after taking stock of what they have just done."
that's gold chossy, gold
- ********0
Save+Publish. Into the propeller.
- Khurram0
course she dumped you, you whiny little bitch.
the fact that she did it by text, is further demonstration of your chodeliness. she was probably only ever with you out of pity.
enough blaming her. Time to turn inwards and realise what a loser you really are - AND DO SUMMAT ABOUT IT.
- kuz is to threads about women what that christian mad cunt was to threads about religion.********
- *slow hand clap*
bravo. no really. bra-vo.Khurram - thanks.********
- kuz is to threads about women what that christian mad cunt was to threads about religion.
- fifty500
Sorry about your shitty luck, but...
Life goes on. Grab some beers with your friends, have a rebound, and start anew. You'll be fine in a couple days.
- mistermik0
fuck me - wasn't this much coverage when di and big ears split.