Bad Lunch Decision
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- mg33
I've got some advice for you if you work in an office around other people and ever plan on ordering a half rotisserie chick for lunch to eat it at your desk while working:
Don't do it.
I've got creamed spinach on my knuckles, all they keyboard keys and desk surface are now slicked with grease, and the slow accumulation of bones in the package lid is beginning to look like some archaeological dig in miniature.
Nevermind that too many people walk past my cubicle for me to really tear into this meal like a real man, removing every last bit of meat and skin from the bones as I would in the comfort of my own home, or, an appropriately low-class restaurant.
You've been warned!
- sikma0
+1
ordering the 2peice fried chicken special from the corner store makes me look like a Neanderthal. But it tastes soooooooooooooooo good......
- greasy chicken fingers on a screen sucks too. co-worker did that to me once. he's now deadgadg3tg1rl
- JackRyan0
Hahahaha...were you making grunting noises while digging into it? You should have snarled at people like a dog that was protecting its bone when they walked by.
- marychain0
Anyone have 5 Guys famous Burgers & Fries in their city?
Damn that stuff is tasty.....it's a heart attack...but damn
- sureshot0
not me..but this menu is making me hugry.
- ********0
mg33,
Excellent Manfood, my compliments. You should assert, aggress, growl at any onlookers, I salute your chicken.
- TheBlueOne0
Think of the bones as something to throw at unruly clients and/or coworkers.
- or let them dry and bleach them and build office supplies out of them... no one will visiit your cubicle after that7point34
- sikma0
next time eat without the use of your hands
- mg330
Not a bad idea TheBlueOne. I'm often the victim of numerous Nerf darts whizzing over my head, though not intended for me yet!
Those bones will come in handy if that ever saves them.
* files bones in manilla envelope marked "payback."
- ********0
if you're in the same office as people, or on the tube, don't eat stinky food, it is repulsive for those around you... even strong smelling crisps are revolting... i was once on the tube and the bloke opposite must of been over 7 foot tall, in a sweaty looking suit and just eating pasty after pasty, the smell was gross, everyone was covering their noses.
- Sorry about thatcreative-
- what's a pasty? a meat pie?********
- Spookytim0
I'm still applauding you for the rotisserie chicken fuck-up. I told my missus about that and said I thought it was a great thing. She didn't seem to see where the greatness lay. I told her only men would understand.
- flashbender0
keep the bones.
- mg330
You know spookytim, eating ribs at a desk is not even as bad as a rotisserie chicken - even with the sauce all over your face.
Really, is there any dish worse than the chicken in that scenario?
- seed0
I couldn't enjoy it there. Rotisserie chicken turns me into a wild animal.
