Art Jokes
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- Atkinson
What do you call an artist with brown fingers
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Picasso!
Mwah ha ha ha ha
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While Titian was mixing rose-madder,
his model climbed up on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
suggested coition,
So he went up the ladder and had her.
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titian
- vrmbr0
hi Luis!
- Raniator0
Horse walked into a bar...
Barman asked "why the long face?"
"Because I'm an artist", the horse replied.
- tasty0
What is beethoven's favorite fruit?
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Bananana
(better to say then type out)
- vrmbr0
HAHAHAHA
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“The contents is the contents; the stamp are the stamp; the address are the address. It is very clear your question ‘Is this an art form’ is the art form.”
- GreedoLives0
A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. When presented with the final cubistic product, the man said: "That's not how she looks." So Picasso asked, "Well, what does she look like?" The man produced a photo of his wife from his wallet and handed it to Picasso. Picasso looked at it and said: "Small, isn't she?"
- utopian0
What do you call a designer that uses Web templates to build websites?
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http://www.qbn.com/topics/548428…
- hoopy0
How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm not changing a fucking thing mate.
- MSTRPLN0
How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Punchline pending approval from client.
- hoopy0
How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Does it have to be a light bulb?
- flashbender0
How many graphic designers does it take to make the lightbulb bigger?
- fugged0
What's brown, squishy and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's first movement.
- Meeklo0
An architect, an industrial designer and a obscure writer walk into an water park...
- MSTRPLN0
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit?
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Make the logo bigger
- drgs0
Performance artist looks for work in circus:
- I have a magnificent act
- What is it about?
- my act is a study in contrasts.
- Can you be more specific?
- A jar of shit is placed in the middle of the manege. The jar explodes, audience is all covered in shit!
Then I come in, all dressed in white.
- Llyod0
Make up a joke about Andrew Wyeth stealing Christina's crutches in Christina’s World
- Meeklo0
Difference between In house designer and Freelance designer?
http://www.lunareclipse.net/free…