hand jobs
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- Llyod
There are few things as disappointing as 1st/2nd date hand job. She might as well be shaking your hand. What a rip.
- grunttt0
why are you taking your hand on a date?
- Llyod0
because it's trustworthy
- CALLES0
you have to use the oldest trick in the book...
oh com'on baby... just the tip of it.. i won't go in
2 minutes at that and she is begging to do the whole thing
- ********0
- DoubleKing0
you know, lloyd, human children don't attain full control of their motor skills until they are at least six or seven.
- detritus0
You're lucky to have a mother who'd go to such extremes to make her son feel loved and cherished by the world, Llyod.
- CALLES0
did you show her your guns?
- 7point340
maybe she's not as into you as you are?
- Llyod0
I don't show the guys until the third date. I don't to drown in her pussy juice
- dont want toLlyod
- Sounds like a whole other issue.dirtydesign
- you had it right the first time.ovsm
- grunttt0
but seriously, who the fuck gets a hand job?
- tasty0
beats getting a half hand job...
- you mean like from someone missing part their hand? cripple hand job? wow, there's edgy and then there's offensive7point34
- oh snap!
*registers halfahandjob.com recruits people who have had industrial accidents.flashbender - posts on QBN haha7point34
- kona0
they make blowup dolls that can give handjobs or did you stick your penis into the right hand of your g.i. joe with kung fu action grip again?
- i used to have a blow up doll, but one night i bit her tit, she cut a fart and flew out the window!grunttt
- me too but i accidentally filled mine up with helium and she floated to the ceiling and played hard to get for 3 hours.kona
- lol - punchlines from jokes of yesteryear.grunttt
- haha. absolutely. haha. ah the good old days!kona
- CALLES0
"I don't show the guys until the third date. "
didn't know you played for the other team... it's cool i'm open minded.... yous hould come to south beach... we have tons of you people
- teh gays?7point34
- lol @ "you people"flashbender
- the guns...typoLlyod
- ********0
Okay first of all.
What the fuck?!
Second of all.
What the fuck?!
Third of all...
How in the world ... what in the ... I'm done.
- capn_ron0
i like any time a chick touches my dong.
- ********0
agreed with capn. if she knows how to do it a handjob is pretty exciting. just make her look in your eyes while she does it hahaha
- ********0
my girl likes to give me brain tho, so i think im just lucky in that dept.
- JackRyan0
Have you tried the "stranger?"
- MrOneHundred0
Maybe she just needs smaller hands... to, you know, get a better grip of it... =0