hand jobs
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- airey0
it's possible she doesn't want you to see her cock. nothing ruins a relationship faster than that...
- creative-0
Somewhere she is saying
"There are few things as disappointing as 1st/2nd date hand job. I might as well have been tickling a cocktail sausage. What a rip."
- ********0
No, when she left she said to herself:
"What kind of a fucking psycho asks for a hand job? I have to distance myself as far away from him as possible. Am I not pretty enough for him? Wait ... remember what he looked like? Holy shit what was I thinking?! I'd say I should have wore gloves but Lord knows I wasn't going to catch anything if you know what I'm talking about brain. Oh you don't brain? You don't remember how fucking ugly that guy was who thought he was sly asking for a hand job after the second date? I got to stop smoking crack, I wouldn't even fuck that guy for practice! Jesus, I mean I've slobbed on more cocks after meeting someone at a happy hour for fuck's sake and he's all Rico Suave trying to innuendo into a hand job. That guy must be the biggest virgin in the entire world. He is probably going to tell his internet buddies about this. I hope they think he's a psycho too."
- Are you OCD?
Jaline - "I wouldn't even fuck that guy for practice!"
loldoctor - ADHD?creative-
- ACDC?doctor
- I don't know but I'm sure hungry for pancakes.********
- Who wants to play basketball?********
- I'm a little bit country (OCD) and a little bit of rock-n-roll (ADHD), haha.********
- I'm watching Sens vs. Leafs game. Bell hit Alfie in the head with his elbow and didn't get a penalty :zJaline
- Weak sauce. I can't watch the game rite now because I'm recording two shows on my DVR.********
- 1st world problems!********
- way to screw up my threadLlyod
- Are you OCD?
- ********0
Hand job?! What the f**k is wrong with her mouth?!!
- probably some disease.Jaline
- yeah, i think you're right. she sounds sick! lol!********
- Lloyd didn't have enough money to use her mouth and/or region around said mouth.********
- mg330
you guys remember back in junior high days (if you're 30-ish or older) the mean thing was to say that another guy masturbated? That he was caught doing that, or just did in general? And people would say you were gay if you jerked off, or make fun of you...
YET EVERY SINGLE GUY IN SCHOOL WAS DOING IT THEMSELVES!
Seriously, what was with that? Were guys like that at your school? I think while guys were all making fun of each other about that, the girls were secretly doing it together and feeling quite mature about the whole thing.
- what are you talking about?Jaline
- ... I'm lost on this one too, haha.********
- wanker...MrOneHundred
- doctor0
Maybe she saw your desktop background, showing off your "facial tutorial" studies, and got frightened?
- ********0
Maybe Lloyd pulled it out, and shocked the poor girl.
Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.
- mg330
In regards to my post above:
Guys at my school in Texas would say that someone else masturbated, or got caught, and did so to make fun of them, ruin their reputation, etc. Back then (89 - 92) guys said you were gay if you masturbated. It's just hilarious to think back to that, because every single guy was doing so himself. What else was there to do back then?
- ... Uh, have sex with junior high girls, haha? I'm not picking up what you guys were laying down, haha.********
- I'm sure it's a fond memory though, I'm sure I have ones that would be weird to you. :D********
- did the same guys say if you whacked off each other that was ok? just wondering...airey
- ... Uh, have sex with junior high girls, haha? I'm not picking up what you guys were laying down, haha.
- airey0
a friend once stopped a chick giving him one and started on himself, telling her that she had no idea what she was doing and leave it to an expert. gold.
- ********0
Hey Lloyd, did you anticipate that a little 'hand relief' would cause so much of a stir?
That'll teach you for not letting the lady exercise her mouth!