Jinxing Ain't No Joke
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- CALLES
Ok.... Bare with me guys and check out this story...
So in april's fool day i text my posse of girls that i usually have dinner with hang out with you know, like my friends but they are girls, Send a txt to five of them. Saying "me and Daniel(my Friend that i car poll woth cuz we care about mother heart<haha>) Got in a bad car accident" So they all quickly call me all freaked out and i laughing my ass off saying "HAPPY APRILS FOOLS DAY"
They all tell me that i should not play like that
So yesterday Exiting Work with me friend Daniel we have a 3 lane road and we have to cross to the other side of traffic. The first two lanes let us go through and when we are peeping out the 3 lane.... BAM motorcycle dude crashes into us he's head hits the drivers side door and bike is fucked. he lay down there but he was responsive and cool.... whatever lets see what happends now
and yes while he was laying I proceeded to PIITB
- doesnotexist0
there's a lesson here somewhere...
- 7point340
you're lucky it wasn't a bus full of trannies... cause then it would have been you that was fucked... proper fucked...ITB
everyone ok?
- lvl_130
woah, that's fucked up.
good thing he 'seemed' okay though.
- Jaline0
The way people speak on the Internet nowadays...
- CALLES0
yeah man me and my boy are cool... Stioll a little shaky you know... freaky as hell... Scary stuff... The guy we are trying to call the hospital to see how is he doing... the insurance told us not to. but we are anyways... At least we got the whole show... he got picked up by helicoptar and everything
- BattleAxe0
but did you all say "oh shit" at the same time , if not then it was not a jinx
- how does that work again?>CALLES
- if you say the exact same thing at the exact same time then someone can yell out Jinx , then the one that did not say it cannot talk till someone says there name 5 times, other wise you get to pinch the shit out of them 20 timesBattleAxe
- cannot talk till some one says there name, or you pinch them if they do x 20BattleAxe
- Jaline0
Glad you're okay!
- 7point340
things to stay away from for future 'pranks'
tell everyone you lost a limb
tell everyone you got raped by a man named betty
tell everyone you have the hivvies
tell everyone betty gave it to you
- CALLES0
freaky all the shit that you think when shit like that happens
- kona0
no, that's not jinxing... that's the hex i put on your girlish figure of an ass for putting a ball gag in my mouth in the pic of the day thread.
http://img120.imageshack.us/my.p…
-updated as of today
- kona0
- CALLES0
^ LOL...
you made me laugh now the dude next to me think i'm insane... i'm going to tell him i hit my head int he accident and take off my shirt so he doesn't think i'm weird
you do have to admit the gag ball was funny
- kona0
yeah it was pretty good. i wasn't expecting it so i was like *singing* 'do do do do do...' casually going through the thread then i saw that and was like 'WHAT the fuck@?@?' hahaha. pretty funny. totally unexpected.
- chossy0
Look both ways jeesus christ sorry calles but this is the most common motorcycle accident, you just have to very very careful man keeps those eyes peeled and be aware.
- 7point340
almost hit a motorcycle recently cause they fucking weave in and out of traffic lanes and generally just fucking come out of nowhere
ordinarily i would have fucking honked and fucking screamed a few obscenities until i felt better, but i had my 2 year old son in the car and my girl too i think so i was a bit shaken and glad nothing happened. stupid fucking crotch rockets
- CALLES0
i know man... i wasn't driving and then second lane dude that let us go had this HUGE suv... we were peeping out... scary stuff man
he had a HUGE gash in he's left shoulder.... it look like well you know what it looked like
- calles, you been getting down today? aka, drinkin', smokin', dopin'?studderine
- already took care of that yesterday.... but might aswell do it todayCALLES
- bulletfactory0
Peter: From now on, I too will be abstinent. I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car.
[Cutaway to an Asian woman driving]
Asian Woman: How much signal I need to cut across eight lane? None? I turn now. Good luck, everybody else! [cuts across eight lanes, causing four cars, a truck, and a gas tanker to crash; tanker explodes]
- It really lost something not having the youtube clipbulletfactory
- hahahahahahahahahaha... the transcript is funny but i love the disclaimer7point34
- hahaha, I can envision it just the same with the voices and everything.********
- blaw0
Seriously, you have to watch out for motorcycles. Too many riders get killed every year because another vehicle either pulls directly into their path or plows right into them.
Slow down, look twice, and don't take another driving waving you on as the "all clear".
- CALLES0
we were going at 2Miles
