Absent Scots...
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- Spookytim
The Clan McLairy seem to be absent today, so I'm flushed and emboldened with playground bravado in their absense, safe in the knowledge that they wont stand up and approach me when I shout...
"Right you fucking limp wankers, who wants some fucking knuckle pie up the throat, cuz I feel like a fight, and you tossers are in the firing line so COME ON, LETS FUCKING HAVE IT YOU BUNCH OF SHIRLEYS"
- Jnr_Madison0
Bring it.
- skt0
ur gonnae get the pish kicked oot of you.
wee baws
- Spookytim0
Oh god.
Look skt, I don't want any trouble... just a bit of fun with my mates here, ... with... me and Jnr were just, mucking around. have my country. I'm sorry we took yours. No trouble. I've got my best trousers on today.
- Jnr_Madison0
Spooky done a jobby in his pants, no?
- No its where I keep my swiss roll so the teachers don't find it.Spookytim
- Do you use the word jobby down south? lolJnr_Madison
- a wee beige jobby.skt
- HAHA, I thought only The Young Ones said Jobbie.Spookytim
- Spookytim0
Do you want a chewit or a flump by the way?
- skt0
you are a flump by the way.
- Spookytim0
Ah fuck it, I'm tired of running, done with being scared. Its time to stand my ground. Defend my honour. Be a man.
Bagsie, sort them out will you?
- You are wolverine after all.Jnr_Madison
- Well, yeah, but only from the back. Hard to fight with your back to the foe.Spookytim
- ha haJnr_Madison
- unless wolverine ate something disagreeable...7point34
- Spookytim0
- he's brought his pedo sex slave... who happens to have a thing for spider-man7point34
- Oi, who's side are you on Tonto? Remember the Alamo? Eh? or something.Spookytim
- right sirrah, sorry sirrah....
7point34 - spooky sense is tingling... horizontally7point34
- "Unleash the Wolverine rear-guard poodle canon!"Spookytim
- thats how you keep your house safe from burglars7point34
- Jnr_Madison0
And just 'cause we're scots doesn't mean all our second names start with Mc'
- Mc or Mac I meant.Jnr_Madison
- so you're saying my mcnuggets are lying to me?7point34
- Yes, I guess you have to have clicked on my domain to get this. Stupid me.Jnr_Madison
- heh, i didn't but then... i did7point34
- Spookytim0
Jnr... I thought you were from Ireland actually. No idea why, I just decided that you were. The Clan McLairy to my mind is Skt, Kelpie, Chossy... and guest starring Detritus as their eloquent spokesperson, who waffles on in the background in a powdered wig as they tear entire buildings apart with their crude, oversized lumpen fists.
I'll have think where to put you in the line up.
- I thought detritus was irish?Jnr_Madison
- He's a plastic scot.Spookytim
- I don't think I am part of the McLairy club anyway, so you were kinda right.Jnr_Madison
- 7point340
- for spooks7point34
- This was more relevant in 1985.Jnr_Madison
- so were you gordie7point34
- ha ha.. fuck you.Jnr_Madison
- :)7point34
- Spookytim0
I think I've enraged Detritus with my powdered wig reference and the suggestion he's a plastic Scot. He's not retorted. That's a bad sign. I'm getting under my desk.
- he's probably having an angry shit in a fridge right now7point34
- Mmmm Dinner.Jnr_Madison
- More likely he's stoned off his gourd on Camden's finest Skunk without the tobacco.Spookyhome
- stoplying0
- chossy, skt, kelpie7point34
- skt, me, Begbie.detritus
- damnyou, got there too late.detritus
- sorry det... i guess you're done your shit then. massive was it? godlike in proportions?7point34
- Hahahaha....JackRyan
- Personally I'd say Chossy, Kelpie, skt. But at least we all agree on Chossy eh. Hehehe.Spookyhome
- dicks the lot of yechossy
- Spookyhome0
- And Background, far left, as the token nation-non-specific ethnic person: Creative.Spookyhome
- 7point340
- I'm just off-camera, down here.detritus
- so then who's the stern looking one with the phoenix on his chest?7point34
- I can only see a nice lady with her boobs on display and a sign saying stop stealing bandwidth. I like it!Spookyhome
- haha refresh and fail!!! thanks spook for i would have never seen the boobs otherwise7point34
- twins?Corvo
- sometimes failure is better than success. you keep that in mind.Corvo
- Very True Corvo. I am failing magnificently.Spookytim
- chossy0
YOU FUCKS HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
I dinae look like spud :'( I'm gan tae greet.