Absent Scots...
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- mild0
hawtrey and williams tag team!!!!
- Spookytim0
In an even fight between these two, my money would be on Charles Hawtrey every time. Hawtrey can could come at you like a Polecat if he was riled.
- mild0
- Spookytim0
You say you could do without us, but really, errr.... you couldn't you know.
Who would you have left to support in the World Cup for example?
(Gets under desk)
- hahahahaha.. it's funny because it's true! When are we going to get a Team Britain?
(Gets under desk)detritus - Detritus: Captain of the Highland Turncoats since 1904Spookytim
- Besides, Team Britain are on the pitch everytime Ireland Scotland & Wales do better than England.Spookytim
- ach, I jest you know.kelpie
- thing is, Team Britain would only include 3 england players anywaykelpie
- hahahahaha.. it's funny because it's true! When are we going to get a Team Britain?
- kelpie0
Its ok, we like the Welsh, its just you lot we could do without
- Spookytim0
It depends who's side you are on I guess. I promise you this though Tom, if you join with fair England in repelling the Scots, we'll let you have another Welsh Assembly next year.
I can't say fairer than that.
Actually, it could be quite useful having you behind the frontline as a spy, blending in a reporting back to the home guard. Can the Scots tell you're Welsh by your accent?
You all sound the same to me so I can't tell.
- mistermik0
does it count if you live in scotland but are tom jones?
- Spookytim0
Ah! So, its safe to conclude that this thread represents yet another victory for Queren and and country against the scourge of the rabble Scots.
Well done England, and well done God.
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- JackRyan0
Queers the lot of ye.
- 5timuli0
I miss Scotchland, dudes.
- detritus0
Oh, you tease! You're so terribly whimsy with your jokes and your saying things - oh you... stop it! Stop it now, you!
- chossy0
Gay folk would want to fill that pretty mouth right up. I dinae.
- detritus0
Awfully pretty, yes, and as dainty as a lamb's tail in Spring.
- chossy0
Have you got a pretty mouth?
- detritus0
But I DO look like Ewan MacGregor.
A little prettier than he, perhaps - but not so much as I can boast.
- chossy0
YOU FUCKS HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
I dinae look like spud :'( I'm gan tae greet.