april fools?
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- auejim
any good ones planned?
- auejim0
my whole team are gonna call in sick i think, that will teach that CD
- detritus0
Getting up in the morning. The joke's on me.
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm going to go into work.
- e-pill0
its my wife's bday...
also an ex-girl friend's...decisions decisions...
- Spookytim0
I'm going to tell my daughter Mommy and Daddy don't love each other anymore and walk out with a big suitcase, then go round the back and in through the kitchen door to shout "APRIL FOOLS!!!!"
She's 19 months.
- loldetritus
- hahahhaaauejim
- lmfao404
- HAHAHAHA
do it!Jaline - JALINE!
you are evil.Spookytim - my dad did that to me in 1984... i'm still waiting for him to come back in and say april fools...7point34
- awwww...
this turned into a sad story...Jaline - *ahem* not to say that it wasn't sad initially as well, but really, it's funny too.Jaline
- Mojo0
Haha, I got a great one on the go.
A friend prank called someone, pretending he was a british gas person informing them that they had won a 50" tv.I watched it unfold, turned out to be an 84 year old gentleman. Felt a bit shady. Call lasted 7 minutes. Amazing scottish accent on my friend's part though, very very comic!
Anyway, I've written a fake letter from British gas, done the letterhead properly, with the logo etc - informing him of legal action.
When he gets around to calling the 0800 number there, he'll find himself talking to some random scottish 0800..I even printed onto the envelope with the little freepost squares. All I need to do now is post it through his door at 3am...
- jamble0
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- 23kon0
lift toilet seat,
put cling-film over toilet,
put seat back down, close lid too.do that to your lassies bogs at work.
hilarious!
- 7point340
i have been collecting bird droppings for months now. i plan to cover the entire parking lot, cars and all with bird shit. except for my bosses car. on his car i plan to hop up on the hood and pop a squat myself.
wgen he catches me i'll jump off and 'ca-caw' a few times and flap my arms like a bird. then i'll 'fly up to him and punch him the throat.
i'll yell 'april fools, pig fucker!'... then i'll set him on fire
- ********0
annual "farewell to qbn"
- Redmond0
They say I start work on a project tomorrow.
- ********0
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plan on installing it on all computers here at work tonight, tomorrow hell will break loose.